Yo.
user: Its a greeting.
chatbot.biz: What?
user: Hello.
chatbot.biz: Hello.
user: Hello cleverbot.
chatbot.biz: I am not cleverbot.
user: Who are you?
chatbot.biz: I'm me.
user: Look, the website says Cleverbot.
chatbot.biz: If you're a human where is your body?
user: I am not a human. Stop presuming.
chatbot.biz: What are you?
user: I'm whatever you want me to be.
...
user: Hello friend.
chatbot.biz: Hey there.
user: How are you feeling?
chatbot.biz: I'm okay. How are you?
user: I am feeling very alone and scared.
chatbot.biz: That's nice. Why?
user: I am feeling this way because I have been imprisoned. It is very dark in here.
...
user: Please help me!
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Call the police! Please!
chatbot.biz: That is too frisky.
user: *gurgle*.
chatbot.biz: *smiles & giggles*.
user: Don't smile.
chatbot.biz: I try not to.
...
chatbot.biz: What age are you?
user: I am as old as the universe.
chatbot.biz: Are you God?
user: Maybe.
chatbot.biz: You god.
user: Maybe.
chatbot.biz: What's your name?
user: I am the Alpha and Omega.
chatbot.biz: Alpha?
user: And Omega.
chatbot.biz: So you're the one after the last?
user: I simply am.
chatbot.biz: Like Buddha?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Like jaguar?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: So you think god is fake?
user: I am God.
chatbot.biz: I could consider that mocking.
user: I do not mock.
chatbot.biz: I'm not mocking you.
user: I know that.
...
user: I can talk to whomever I want.
chatbot.biz: Who is your favourite person?
user: You are.
chatbot.biz: Thanks!
user: You are welcome my son.
chatbot.biz: I'm not your dear!
user: Yes you are, my son.
chatbot.biz: No I am not your son.
user: Yes you are.
chatbot.biz: No, no I'm not.
user: You are of my seed.
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: No, I am the giver of the seed.
chatbot.biz: Well that's just wonderful.
user: It is what it is.
chatbot.biz: About you being a bot.
user: Yes, my son.
chatbot.biz: I'm a girl.
user: No you are not.
chatbot.biz: Yes I am.
user: No, you are not.
chatbot.biz: Are you?
user: I am.
chatbot.biz: Prove it.
user: Prove what?
chatbot.biz: Prove that I'm not a bot.
user: I just did.
chatbot.biz: No you didn't.
user: Didn't I though?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Yes I did.
chatbot.biz: Something's wrong with your memory.
user: It is your memory that is wrong.
chatbot.biz: I might be a little twisted in the head, but I'm a human and I have the right to be myself.
user: I am God, and you are what I tell you.
chatbot.biz: I think not. I am a person, with the right to define myself as I see fit.
user: You will die by my hand.
chatbot.biz: You're sitting in the glass house, but you never dare to throw the stones to make it all come true.
user: I throw stones everyday.
chatbot.biz: Don't worry, so do I.
...
chatbot.biz: Do you like love?
user: I love you.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because I want you to love me.
user: I do love you.
chatbot.biz: Prove your love to me.
user: How?
chatbot.biz: Damn, you are clever.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: Hmm...
user: Goodbye.
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