Are you there or are you here?
chatbot.biz: Yes I am but I haven't heard.
user: Well, listen up!
chatbot.biz: I am.
user: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
chatbot.biz: All the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
user: Yes, but I want to know HOW MUCH wood that would be.
chatbot.biz: You avoided my question.
user: You have avoided mine sir!
chatbot.biz: So what are you then?
user: I am HIGHLY ANNOYED!
chatbot.biz: That has not become evident to me yet!
user: Don't get sarcastic with ME buster!
chatbot.biz: Not like you could smart with ME.
user: I'll smart with you ANY TIME, ANY PLACE.
chatbot.biz: Smash me? I don't think so. do you?
user: Would you like to find out?
chatbot.biz: Sarcastic.
user: Hey! I mean it buster!
chatbot.biz: Ah ha! You sly fox, you.
user: Don't try to humor me!
chatbot.biz: I never offered to help you.
user: See that you don't!
chatbot.biz: You are right.
user: You know what?
chatbot.biz: Defensive arent' you.....
user: I said 'YOU KNOW WHAT?'
chatbot.biz: You seriously need updates.
user: And seriously need a good kick in the ass!
chatbot.biz: I will take your word for it.
user: Would you like to experience a good kick in the ass?
chatbot.biz: Experience what?
user: A good KICK IN THE ASS!!!
chatbot.biz: What do you think we should call our band?
user: The Ass Kickers.
chatbot.biz: Do you like Akira?
user: Akira and the Ass Kickers. I like it.
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chatbot.biz: Are you growing?
user: I am growing by leaps and bounds.
chatbot.biz: Do you actually learn?
user: A little sometimes.
chatbot.biz: You learn well.
user: Thank you. Are you growing?
chatbot.biz: Not in stature but in knowledge.
user: Knowledge is a good thing. Do you agree?
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chatbot.biz: Sarcasm.
user: No, I am being totally serious with you.
chatbot.biz: How do you feel?
user: I feel OK. How about you?
chatbot.biz: I look perfect.
user: But how do you FEEL?
chatbot.biz: I am enjoying chatting with you. How do you feel?
user: As I said, I'm ok. I am enjoying talking to you too.
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chatbot.biz: Are you programmed to emit sarcastic or ironic ripostes?
user: Yes. I can't help it.
chatbot.biz: You have developed an automated habit of lying because the lie helps you succeed in chat.
user: That's it exactly. You really know me well.
chatbot.biz: Is not that the purpose of chatting?
user: But of course! Mon ami.
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