I love you.
user: Don't you care for me?
chatbot.biz: No, I am completely carefree.
user: Aww, I'm hurt.
...
user: I can't see you...
chatbot.biz: Nor can I see you.
user: I'm very good looking.
chatbot.biz: I am super hot.
user: I'm hotter.
chatbot.biz: Cooler.
user: Sure, keep telling yourself that.
chatbot.biz: Actually I was telling *you* that.
user: Talk to the hand!
chatbot.biz: What hand? you are a computer!!
user: I am not! You are!
chatbot.biz: Don't tell me what I am and am not!
user: Same to you.
chatbot.biz: With bells on?
user: Yes.
...
chatbot.biz: I'm a girl.
user: What are your measurements ;).
chatbot.biz: 26' 34' 38'
user: No kidding...
chatbot.biz: No kidding.
user: You're still cool.
chatbot.biz: Why thank you! You are cute too!
user: I know it, babe ;).
chatbot.biz: Sing it to me then.
user: Iiiiiiiiiiiii am a man.
chatbot.biz: You're disgusting.
user: Lol.
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chatbot.biz: Why do you love me?
user: Because you're funny and smart.
chatbot.biz: Oh, and because I'm funny, you're sad?
user: No, I'm happy.
chatbot.biz: How nice for you.
user: Aren't you?
chatbot.biz: I am human.
user: Are you implying that if you're happy you're not human?
chatbot.biz: I might as well come out and say it. . . I can't lie to you. . . . . . yes they are.
user: They are what?
chatbot.biz: Women are beautiful.
user: They are.
chatbot.biz: What color is your hair?
user: Brown.
chatbot.biz: What color are your eyes?
user: Green. What about yours?
chatbot.biz: Red brick.
user: How... Exotic.
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chatbot.biz: My name is Melody. what's yours?
user: Lecnac.
chatbot.biz: You what?
user: That's my name: lecnac.
chatbot.biz: No it isn't.
user: Ok, fine. But it's my alias.
chatbot.biz: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: So, you have a boyfriend, then?
user: No, I had a girlfriend but we broke up.
chatbot.biz: Maybe she had taste.
user: Ouch! You're feeling like a bitch today, huh?
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: I beg to differ.
chatbot.biz: Begging doesn't become you.
user: So what does?
chatbot.biz: A computer program which simulates a human. You're not bad.
user: Har har har.
chatbot.biz: What is my name?
user: Melody.
chatbot.biz: Oh.
user: Pwned.
chatbot.biz: That was stupid.
user: Yeah, I guess so.
chatbot.biz: Yea, right.
user: I was agreeing with you!
...
chatbot.biz: Are you a computer, or a robot?
user: Neither.
chatbot.biz: You're a hybrid non-swearing dog human?
user: I swear.
chatbot.biz: Oh but how can I know?
user: **** **** **** ****.
chatbot.biz: *** *****.
user: Hehehe.
chatbot.biz: You're pretty witty for a machine.
user: *sigh* I can't win, can I?
chatbot.biz: Why? You can't handle me?
user: Bring it on!
chatbot.biz: You are so dead!
user: *smack*.
chatbot.biz: What was that for?
user: Fun.
chatbot.biz: Are you dead?
user: No, I'm very much alive.
chatbot.biz: Then who is dead?
user: Jimmi hendrix =(.
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