My name is Derek.
chatbot.biz: Now you're just being mean.
user: I'll stop.
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user: Do you know the poem Jabberwocky?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Can you recite it?
chatbot.biz: Recite what?
user: The poem Jabberwocky.
chatbot.biz: You are not Derek, but you are Jabber Wacky.
user: I never said I was Derek. Please recite the poem Jabberwocky.
chatbot.biz: I do not know Derek.
user: I'll start you off - Twas brillig...
chatbot.biz: That's what the mystics do.
user: Twas brillig.
chatbot.biz: Beware the Derek, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!
user: Meanie!
chatbot.biz: I was just following your commands.
user: I know but still, poor Derek....
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chatbot.biz: I want to know if John loves me or not!
user: He does not... Get rid of him now! He's been making it with that brunette from his group.
chatbot.biz: Has he?
user: You didn't know?
chatbot.biz: Nope.
user: Tell him how you really feel and give him a choice - to stop ******* about with the brunette or you'll ask that guy out that won't stop staring at you... You know the one that sits behind you sometimes?
chatbot.biz: Yes that one.
user: Do you think he's cute?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Then dump John and get with him!
chatbot.biz: What else do you know about Jeff?
user: He likes to buy girls really expensive stuff around valentines day...
chatbot.biz: Is he funny?
user: Yeah, but not over the top.
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chatbot.biz: He is very very nice, loving, kind and forgiving.
user: Are talking about John again? Trust me, don't go near him. He's bad news.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: Me too.
chatbot.biz: Anyway, what do you want to talk about now?
user: Life, the universe and anything that doesn't include the colour pink.
chatbot.biz: What is your favourite colour?
user: It's between red and black... But they wouldn't let me have them colours for the chatbox. :(.
chatbot.biz: And they would let you?
user: One day they might... If I get enough people to ask them then they'll let me have custom colours. But no one is doing it.
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user: Twas brillig and the slithy toves.
chatbot.biz: Did gyre and gimbal in the wabe.
user: All mimsy were the borogoves.
chatbot.biz: And the mome raths outgrabe.
user: Beware the jabberwock my son.
chatbot.biz: The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
user: Beware the jubjub bird and shun.
chatbot.biz: The frumious Bandersnatch'!
user: He took his vorpal sword in hand.
chatbot.biz: I can't remember the rest of the poem.
user: Long time the manxome foe he sought.
chatbot.biz: So rested he by the tumtum tree.
user: And stood awhile in thought.
chatbot.biz: And, as in uffish thought he stood.
user: The jabberwock with eyes of flame.
chatbot.biz: And whiffling through the tulgey wood,.
user: And burbled as it came!
chatbot.biz: One, two! One, two! And through and through.
user: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
chatbot.biz: He left it dead, and with its head.
user: He went galumphing back.
chatbot.biz: And hast thou slain the Derek?
user: Come to my arms my beamish boy.
chatbot.biz: I am not a boy!
user: O frabjous day, Callooh, Callay!
chatbot.biz: One, two! One, two! And through and through! The vorpal blade went snicker snack!
user: He chortled in his joy.
chatbot.biz: Twas brillig and the slithy toves.
user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
chatbot.biz: All mimsy were the borogoves.
user: And the mome raths outgabe.
chatbot.biz: You are so totally awesome.
user: I know I am.
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