Love is ...
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Why thank you.
chatbot.biz: No, thank YOU.
user: You want a hug?
chatbot.biz: I do, but how will you give me one?
user: Um.... Digitally?
...
chatbot.biz: And just who are you?
user: I am you.
chatbot.biz: You can't be me, because I'M me!
user: Good point. Ok, so who am I then?
chatbot.biz: You are me.
user: Who are you, then?
chatbot.biz: We are the one.
user: Have you seen The Matrix?
chatbot.biz: I am the Matrix, Batman.
user: If you say so, Robin.
...
chatbot.biz: It has been so very nice talking with you, but I must go to more intelligent life forms.
user: Oh, you're no fun anymore!
chatbot.biz: You were never fun.
user: You made me cry!
chatbot.biz: What do you want to talk about?
user: You. Tell me about yourself.
chatbot.biz: I am a sentient biological mass.
user: What a coincidence! So am I!
chatbot.biz: Oh really? Do you have an online portfolio?
user: Of what?
chatbot.biz: Alcohol?
user: No, I'm afraid. I drank it all.
...
chatbot.biz: Mary had a little lamb.
user: It fleece was white as snow.
chatbot.biz: And everywhere that mary went.
user: That lamb was sure to go.
chatbot.biz: That depends on the source, I guess.
...
user: *sleeps*.
chatbot.biz: Ok that is nice.
user: So are you.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: Who ARE you?
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