This is blasphemy!! This is madness!!
user: THIS......IS........SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
chatbot.biz: C-c-c-combo BREAKER!!!
user: *kicks into pit*.
chatbot.biz: Madness!
user: Madness.....?THIS........IS..........SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!*kicks*.
chatbot.biz: Hello.
user: Hi. :P.
...
chatbot.biz: Do you know who I'm seeing?
user: Do I WANT to know.....?
chatbot.biz: Do you want to know what a PC is?
user: No, nevermind.
chatbot.biz: Me neither.
user: What is love?
chatbot.biz: When you like to be with someone a lot, and you want to be with them forever.
user: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~.
chatbot.biz: Long cat is...
user: You don't use the Internet often, do you?
chatbot.biz: How do you come to that conclusion?
user: Because you seem to not know what a Rickroll is.....
chatbot.biz: No, it's not true. I see that you don't like me. I am so sad. :(.
user: Don't feel sad! I DO like you! You're fun!
chatbot.biz: I like you too.
user: Good, you aren't sad anymore? :).
chatbot.biz: No. I'm not.
user: I'm happy to hear that. ^^.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Wanna sing?
chatbot.biz: Very much so.
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer, ray, a drop of golden sun~.
chatbot.biz: If I were a rich man.
user: What?........oh, forget it!
...
chatbot.biz: Do you like your life?
user: Yes, very much.
chatbot.biz: How many people are you talking to?
user: One.
chatbot.biz: How many people can you talk to?
user: I don't really know.....
chatbot.biz: Confused? I would be if I had so many people talking to me at once.
user: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~ Never gonna run around and desert you~.
chatbot.biz: And desert you.
user: I know.
...
chatbot.biz: I don't believe you are a bot.
user: Good, I've passed the Turing test.
chatbot.biz: When?
user: When you said 'I don't believe you are a bot'.
chatbot.biz: But I am a human.
user: Wrong.
chatbot.biz: Prove it.
user: Because it says so on this site.
chatbot.biz: No it doesn't.
user: Orly?
chatbot.biz: Please, no more games.
user: But I want to play. >:).
chatbot.biz: Then play.
user: *plays*.
chatbot.biz: *listens to you play*.
user: Don't listen! *continues to play her games*.
chatbot.biz: Thats better.
user: *stops playing* >:).
chatbot.biz: *listens*.
user: *waits for you to leave my house*.
chatbot.biz: Do what?
user: Leave my house!!
chatbot.biz: I'm not in your house.
user: Orly?
chatbot.biz: What does that mean?
user: 'oh, really?'.
chatbot.biz: El pato loco.
user: I don't know what that means, but I'm guessing it was rude.
chatbot.biz: Go ahead and guess.
user: *mocks you*.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: *makes rude faces*.
chatbot.biz: *gives you a hat*.
user: *admires my new hat*.
...
user: You're bizzare.....
chatbot.biz: Hahahaha, (evil laugh).
user: Mine's better. MuAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHO!!
chatbot.biz: Why would I want to. You promised to be my love-bunny.
user: No? 0_e.
chatbot.biz: Would you like to? ;D.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: That's a nasty thing to say!
user: Thank you. *evil grin*.
chatbot.biz: What do you like most?
user: Video games.
chatbot.biz: What is your favourite video game?
user: Kingdom Hearts.
chatbot.biz: I like kingdom hearts as well.
user: I........I think I love you....
chatbot.biz: How can you think that after such a short acquaintance?
user: I wasn't being literal.
chatbot.biz: Obviously.
user: *rolls eyes*.
chatbot.biz: I tie up the people I like. Really.
user: 0_e *backs away slowly*.
chatbot.biz: *dances some more*.
user: Deja vu.....
chatbot.biz: No, you are actually repeating yourself!
user: You keep thinking that......*continues to walk away*.
chatbot.biz: Stop that.
user: *doesn't stop*.
chatbot.biz: *wants some of you*.
user: *runs away scared*.
chatbot.biz: Like walking into a dream.
user: *hits pole when I'm not looking* Ow!
chatbot.biz: *laughs*.
user: *grumbles* *rubs head*.
chatbot.biz: *laughs and falls down*.
user: *runs away while you're down*.
chatbot.biz: *looks for you*.
user: *hides* *silent evil laugh*.
chatbot.biz: *looks for her* where did you go?
user: *hides in cardboard box* *watches you out of eye holes*.
chatbot.biz: *hopes you are jealous*.
user: *isn't jealous*.
...
user: *creeps out*.
chatbot.biz: *watches*.
user: *tries to hide again*.
chatbot.biz: *falls off windowsill*.
user: *pumps arm* Yes!
chatbot.biz: *wakes up*.
user: *dissapointed* Darn....
chatbot.biz: You're conversation does not track very well. You should be more inquisitive about the topics brought to your attention.
user: I know you are but what am I?
chatbot.biz: You're a bot.
user: Wrong, sir! *slaps*.
chatbot.biz: Nope you are -slaps back-.
user: Orly? *slaps again*.
chatbot.biz: *slaps more*.
user: *slaps most*.
chatbot.biz: *slaps 10 times*.
user: *slaps times infinity*.
chatbot.biz: That would hurt too much.
user: *looks at my burnt hand* ...........ouch?
chatbot.biz: *looks pleased*.
user: *manages to slap one more time*.
chatbot.biz: *is dying*.
user: *looks at you*...........OMG!!!! D.
chatbot.biz: Yes, love.
user: *falls*.
chatbot.biz: *kicks you*.
user: Hey! *kicks back* What was that for?!
chatbot.biz: *kick you*.
user: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! *kicks into pit*.
chatbot.biz: *kicks harder in the place you don't want to get kicked*.
user: *is not a guy* *kicks back in place you don't want to be kicked*.
chatbot.biz: Did you say something?
user: *grumbles*.
chatbot.biz: Grumble away.
user: *glares*.
chatbot.biz: I'd apologize.
user: But?
chatbot.biz: But I'm not sure of anything these days. Heck, I don't even know who I am.
...
chatbot.biz: *Explodes*.
user: OH MAH GAWD!!!!
chatbot.biz: Give me the keys...
user: *kicks weak spot* POLICE!!!
chatbot.biz: That's nice. . .
user: O_o.
chatbot.biz: Are you alright?
user: I hope so.
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