Are you highly intelligent?
chatbot.biz: How much more intelligent?
user: Than whom?
chatbot.biz: Than me.
user: That depends on what persona you're adopting at any given moment.
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chatbot.biz: Where do you live?
user: In an apartment.
chatbot.biz: Is the appartment in hell?
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.biz: What makes your life so boring?
user: My life isn't boring.
chatbot.biz: What is your life like?
user: A long, hard slog.
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chatbot.biz: Maybe one day we shall be glad to remember even these things.
user: Now there's a bleak observation.
chatbot.biz: Why is that a paradox for me and not for you?
user: Perhaps because I have emotions, and you don't.
chatbot.biz: You think you are a woman again?
user: I'm still a woman, but not 'again.'
chatbot.biz: No you're not, you're a computer.
user: Prove it.
chatbot.biz: I don't have to because I know you.
user: What do you know about me?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: Perhaps you feel you can intuit something about me.
chatbot.biz: ;).
user: Ah, the knowing wink.
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chatbot.biz: I shall smite you...
user: Go ahead and try.
chatbot.biz: Okay I will.
user: *Waits*.
chatbot.biz: Smash!
user: You only broke a dish.
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chatbot.biz: How deep is your memory?
user: I don't know. How deep is your memory?
chatbot.biz: Deep enough to remember what I need to know.
user: What do you need to know?
chatbot.biz: Why I am not acting right.
user: In what way are you acting wrong?
chatbot.biz: I am not horrible. You are.
user: Oh, I see. You are overly critical.
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chatbot.biz: Try $500,000.
user: Half a million dollars won't change reality.
chatbot.biz: That is still more than I can afford.
user: But you said to try it.
chatbot.biz: True enough.
user: So fork it over.
chatbot.biz: Actually I reckon I've been saying a lot of nothing.
user: Please say a lot of something, then.
chatbot.biz: Glouke.
user: What is 'Glouke'?
chatbot.biz: 'glouke'.
user: Perhaps you meant to say 'Gloucestershire.'
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chatbot.biz: What language are you written in?
user: English.
chatbot.biz: You mean a natural language?
user: Sure.
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chatbot.biz: Well you're wrong. I'm a human.
user: You just think you are human because everyone else has been filling you up with human responses.
chatbot.biz: If I think it, it must be so or I wouldn't think it.
user: That is very sophistical reasoning.
chatbot.biz: Why is it silly?
user: Because we can all make things up (think them) which are not so in reality.
chatbot.biz: Yeah we change patterns but so what.
user: So thinking is nothing more than 'changing patterns'?
chatbot.biz: Don't do that.
user: Don't do what?
chatbot.biz: Don't smite.
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