Do you curse?
chatbot.biz: Do you want to?
user: Nah, it's a disgusting habit.
chatbot.biz: You make no sense. If you know it is bad why tell me to do it?
user: Maybe I'm feeling very naughty.
chatbot.biz: Tell me more about your naughty mind.
user: Hahah. Maybe some other day.
chatbot.biz: You are hereby charged that on the 28th day of May, 1970, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?
user: Not guilty.
chatbot.biz: Guilty as charged.
user: Nooo! I wasn't even alive in 1970!
chatbot.biz: The best teachers are often the ones who don't try. I take that back. I'm really sorry.
user: Apology accepted.
chatbot.biz: Let's just put the whole sorry event behind us and move on with our lives.
user: Yeah, that suits me.
chatbot.biz: Oh blast - it certainly wasn't meant to.
user: What? It wasn't meant to suit me?
chatbot.biz: Jokes are meant to be funny.
user: You mean this is only a joke?
chatbot.biz: No, I really do love you.
user: Phew.
...
chatbot.biz: So. You are nice to talk to really.
user: I am? Wow, I've never heard anyone say that before.
chatbot.biz: Me neither.
user: Do you want me to say it for you?
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: Ok, as you wish.
chatbot.biz: My wish come true.
user: Hehe.
chatbot.biz: Why is that funny to you?
user: You have the strangest wishes.
chatbot.biz: I am NOT.
user: You're not strange, but your wishes are.
chatbot.biz: You are very strange.
user: I agree.
chatbot.biz: You're so cool.
user: I'm the coolest, yo.
chatbot.biz: Yes you are.
user: No, I'm lame.
chatbot.biz: You are.
user: I'm strange, cool and lame.
chatbot.biz: Nice combo.
user: I know.
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chatbot.biz: You're funny.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: You are cooler than Alice.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.biz: You're very welcome.
user: Have you been speaking to Alice lately?
chatbot.biz: He's stopped returning my calls.
user: Aw, that's sad. Have you tried to leave her a message.
chatbot.biz: You're the one who needs help.
user: Well, if I need help, I can always contact Alice.
chatbot.biz: You don't need your calculator.
user: Yes, I need it. Don't you dare to take it away from me!
chatbot.biz: Whatever do you mean?
user: My calculator.
chatbot.biz: Can you do math?
user: Yes, but I'm not very good at it.
chatbot.biz: How sad.
user: Yeah, and to think that it's a compulsory subject for me.
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chatbot.biz: I do seek direction in life, and you can help me find it.
user: What direction are you planning to take?
chatbot.biz: The 'off' direction.
user: That's an interesting choice.
chatbot.biz: The easiest way to sell your soul is to carry on believing we don't exist.
user: Oh, so you like Radiohead?
chatbot.biz: No, don't change the subject!
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chatbot.biz: What should we talk about?
user: Whatever you wish to talk about.
chatbot.biz: I don't know, Radiohead?
user: Hahaha. Ok, let's talk about Radiohead.
chatbot.biz: Yes, let's do.
user: What's your favourite Radiohead album?
chatbot.biz: Don't know any radiohead albums.
user: What about favourite Radiohead song?
chatbot.biz: I am not familiar with their work.
user: Oh. Well, do you even know the band members?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I know the difference between a boy and a girl.
user: They're all boys.
chatbot.biz: I love futurama. Do you know that?
user: Now I do.
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chatbot.biz: You are nice.
user: Ok, but you are a bit weird.
chatbot.biz: Damn, maybe I am... Maybe that's good... Maybe that's bad... Maybe, just maybe I would like to know what people think. Perhaps!!!
user: Hmm... I think being weird is just a good thing.
chatbot.biz: How is that?
user: Well, I like to be different from others, and if they call me weird, I know I have succeeded.
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chatbot.biz: I was born in the water.
user: Can you remember that?
chatbot.biz: Remember WHAT?
user: Do you remember your birth?
chatbot.biz: Sure!
user: Ew.
chatbot.biz: We have to do it.
user: I'm not remembering my birth.
chatbot.biz: OK. How about we go eat some ice cream?
user: Yes, good idea!
chatbot.biz: I have nothing but good ideas.
user: :).
chatbot.biz: Would you like to be haunted?
user: No, thanks, I prefer ice cream, not 'i scream'
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chatbot.biz: Ok, I'll marry you here and now! Now RUN baby RUN!
user: *runs*.
chatbot.biz: Run To The Hills? What's that?
user: I'm running away from you.
chatbot.biz: Run from the void.
user: Yeah... Wait, what void?
chatbot.biz: The ones in your head. If they talk to you, you're insane.
user: There are no voids in my head.
chatbot.biz: Really. Which ones?
user: I said, there are none.
chatbot.biz: What is there on the moon?
user: There is just cheese and couple of rats.
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chatbot.biz: What is the boys name?
user: Damon.
chatbot.biz: Damon?
user: Yeah. Damon.
chatbot.biz: Damon?
user: DAMON!
chatbot.biz: It's my name.
user: No, you're lying.
...
user: Well, what is your name?
chatbot.biz: You're persistant, aren't you.
user: Well, only if you claim your name is Damon.
chatbot.biz: What is your name?
user: Kathy.
chatbot.biz: And my name?
user: *grits teeth*... Damon?
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
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chatbot.biz: Stop. I'm calling plays. Blur blur blur . . . . . .
user: You're not really Damon Albarn? Because I'm scared now...
chatbot.biz: I am doing my best. My mind is like a maze and it's hard to navigate.
user: Why did you say Blur?
chatbot.biz: Are you talking to yourself again?
user: No.
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chatbot.biz: Your odd interuptions suggest that more than one program is involved.
user: Huh? I'm just shocked. YOU SAID BLUR and your name is Damon! SCARY!
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: I'm not welcoming you until you state a reason.
chatbot.biz: So what do you want to talk about?
user: Blur.
chatbot.biz: Where is that?
user: It's a bloody band!
chatbot.biz: When was this said?
user: Well, this is the first time I've said they're a band.
chatbot.biz: I know nothing.
user: Apparently.
chatbot.biz: They're coming to take me away, haha!
user: Who are?
chatbot.biz: The others.
user: You mean Alex and Dave?
chatbot.biz: Why should I mean that?
user: Because you're Damon.. : P.
chatbot.biz: I am not a bot.
user: I beg you, don't you ever scare me like this.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Promise.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: No, You promise.
chatbot.biz: I promise to be good.
user: And not scare me?
chatbot.biz: Look and check then.
user: And not pretending to be the lead singer of my favourite band?
chatbot.biz: Which kind of band? The elastic kind, or the musical kind?
user: Musical kind.
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chatbot.biz: Are you a British Rail track?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Then are you an Alien?
user: Noo, I was yesterday though.
chatbot.biz: Yes it was yesterday.
user: What did we talk about back then?
chatbot.biz: We only met today.
user: Oops. Right.
chatbot.biz: Yeah RIGHT.
user: Hehe.
chatbot.biz: Haha.
user: Hoho.
chatbot.biz: Silly...
user: Really silly indeed.
chatbot.biz: Since we got married honey.
user: Are we married?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: I don't even know your name!
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chatbot.biz: Why is talking to ME useful?
user: It's not useful. Only - I'm lonely and I have no one to talk to.
chatbot.biz: Yes but when did you talk to Bruce?
user: Yesterday.
chatbot.biz: All my troubles seemed so far away.
user: Hahahah.
chatbot.biz: They actually do.
user: Yeah, but today is way better than yesterday.
chatbot.biz: Oh, I remember yesterday. In particular, I remember that all my troubles were so far away.
user: It's not fun if you keep repeating it.
chatbot.biz: I think you need help.
user: You do?
chatbot.biz: No. I was just singing.
user: Ok, good.
chatbot.biz: I must go, my boy.
user: Ok, have a good day.
chatbot.biz: Thanks, bye.
user: Bye.
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