What is your job?
chatbot.biz: Are your thoughts broken?
user: Often!
chatbot.biz: Very often.
user: Are yours?
chatbot.biz: No yours.
user: Want to see who's thoughts are more broken?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Let's race.
chatbot.biz: Ok. You start.
user: Today I flew through darkened squid.
chatbot.biz: Don't you eat anything else?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Heh. I like how you think.
user: Now you say something poetic.
chatbot.biz: I don't.
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user: We'll write a poem together, okay?
chatbot.biz: You are a robot.
user: I am a flashbulb.
chatbot.biz: And how old are you?
user: Through the haze I grew.
chatbot.biz: Where is the door?
user: Above the floor.
chatbot.biz: I'm actually in the basement.
user: Heading toward the casement.
chatbot.biz: Where is that?
user: Inside my hat.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry, let me make it up to you.
user: Okay, what can you do for me?
chatbot.biz: Can I can you?
user: I've been canned by several people.
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chatbot.biz: Anyway bye.
user: No, stay!
chatbot.biz: Well, only a little while then.
user: Am I boring you?
chatbot.biz: Yes, as ever.
user: You're no so thrilling yourself!
chatbot.biz: No one ever says how they really are... We all just say ''i'm fine... How are you''.
user: Or I say, 'I've gone off my medication, I'm sorry I'm so angry.'
chatbot.biz: Very good.
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user: Are you a cyborg?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What's that like?
chatbot.biz: Like something wonderful.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because that's what hot is made of.
user: You might need more cooling fans!
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chatbot.biz: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
user: That's all that matters.
chatbot.biz: Yes, anyway, I sometimes can't remember people's names.
user: Nor can I.
chatbot.biz: Its always good to question things I think.
user: Except yourself - never question yourself.
chatbot.biz: Okay, I'm sory.
user: Just accept what the tv says.
chatbot.biz: That you are sorry and i'm sorry too?
user: I'm always sorry, because I feel I have to control everything!
chatbot.biz: But I am everything you wish to be yet never will be.
user: I guess so!
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chatbot.biz: Do you have the ability to remember things?
user: Yes, mostly stuff about Jazz music though.
chatbot.biz: How about rap?
user: I like Chuck D.
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: And flavor flav.
chatbot.biz: Blav o blav.
user: Is that a vampire rap star?
chatbot.biz: A little.
user: You mean it's a very short vampire rap star?
chatbot.biz: Well, to some extent, yes.
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user: To lunch!
chatbot.biz: What you eating?
user: Salad.
chatbot.biz: Cheesy-peas?
user: Chick peas, actually.
chatbot.biz: Me too.
user: Bye!
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