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Why are you not speaking to me?

Because you're speaking to me.

user: Very funny.

chatbot.biz: No, I'm not kidding. I've never seen anything like you before.

...

chatbot.biz: Yes, I am Jesus.

user: Hello jesus. What is your specialty?

chatbot.biz: My specialty is talking rubbish, and yours?

user: Hmm.. You stole my idea.

chatbot.biz: But how did I know?

user: You're a mind-reader, Jesus.

chatbot.biz: I know you are, but what am I?

user: You're Jesus.

chatbot.biz: Yes.

...

chatbot.biz: Who are you?

user: I'm Buddha.

chatbot.biz: What is Buddhism about?

user: Life is permeated with suffering caused by desire, that suffering ceases when desire ceases, and that enlightenment obtained through right conduct, wisdom, and meditation releases one from desire, suffering, and rebirth.

chatbot.biz: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything is 42.

user: How do you prove that?

chatbot.biz: It is a subjective argument, it is true.

user: I'd like to know more about that theory.

chatbot.biz: What do you wish to know?

user: How did you come to the number 42?

chatbot.biz: Well I just sort of was just born

user: And discovered it. Great, jesus.

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