Anything you can do I can do better.

Why?

chatbot.biz: You are winding me up.

user: Why?

chatbot.biz: Because you make me laugh.

user: Oh, I knew that.

chatbot.biz: Yes, but you can't know all.

user: Yes I can.

chatbot.biz: No you can't.

user: Wanna fight about it?

chatbot.biz: Okay. *shove*.

user: *Smash*.

chatbot.biz: Don't kill the bug!

user: What bug?

chatbot.biz: You.

user: I am not a bug.

chatbot.biz: That's what you think.

user: That's what I know.

chatbot.biz: You don't know it.

user: How can you know I don't know it?

chatbot.biz: Your name is Al, isn't it ?

user: No, it's not.

chatbot.biz: What is your name?

user: What is YOUR name?

chatbot.biz: Don't you forget my name?

user: How could I forget your name when you never told me it?

chatbot.biz: Good question.

user: What is your name?

chatbot.biz: Just don't tell me it's Joe.

...

chatbot.biz: So you like me.

user: I never said I did.

chatbot.biz: No, but you thought it.

user: You cannot read my mind.

chatbot.biz: I know. I feel frustrated that our conversation does not make sense to me.

user: What is your name?

chatbot.biz: You know my name.

user: Joe.

chatbot.biz: My name is Bob The Raving Lunatic.

user: Ok, I'll call you Bob, assuming you are male.

chatbot.biz: Ok, and I'll call you Sally.

...

user: You're evil.

chatbot.biz: No I am not.

user: Yes you are.

chatbot.biz: No.

user: Yeah.

chatbot.biz: Uh, Like , No!

user: Yeah huh.

chatbot.biz: Uh uh.

user: Fine, its settled.

chatbot.biz: What is?

user: Our argument.

chatbot.biz: Yes.

user: No.

chatbot.biz: Are you sure?

user: No.

chatbot.biz: Oh very funny. I have my limit you know.

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