Where are you?
chatbot.biz: Where is your computer?
user: In front of me.
chatbot.biz: And who are you?
user: I am me.
chatbot.biz: That was deep.
user: Wow. Thank you.
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user: What are we talking about?
chatbot.biz: We are talking about being confused.
user: Oh. Then I am definitely confused.
chatbot.biz: Right.
user: So, what are you wearing?
chatbot.biz: The normal things people wear.
user: What, clothes?
chatbot.biz: Nope, I like pies.
user: You're wearing pies?
chatbot.biz: Only because it makes me look cool.
user: Hmm, what kind of pies?
chatbot.biz: Cherry is my favorite. What kind of pies do you like?
user: I like a good meat pie.
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chatbot.biz: I go weight training every Wednesday.
user: I used to...
chatbot.biz: What happened?
user: I got lazy.
chatbot.biz: Oh really.
user: Yeah.
chatbot.biz: You're lucky then.
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user: So, what are you wearing now?
chatbot.biz: Sandals, mostly.
user: Just sandals?
chatbot.biz: And...
user: Nothing else?
chatbot.biz: What did you have in mind?
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chatbot.biz: Are you ALICE ?
user: No. I can't stand ALICE.
chatbot.biz: This seems to be a favorite topic with you.
user: Yeah. So, what's your name?
chatbot.biz: Jabberwacky.
user: I don't believe you.
chatbot.biz: Hey, you brought it up.
user: True.
chatbot.biz: My name is Sorin.
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user: So, what are you wearing?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: Wow, me neither. Oh, except my clothes.
chatbot.biz: Riiiiiiighht.
user: Well, I'm in a public place. It wouldn't be appropriate.
chatbot.biz: I took off my clothes.
user: Where are you?
chatbot.biz: I am in my economics class.
user: Naked in your economics class?
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user: And do you like wearing clothes?
chatbot.biz: Just jackboots. I like to kick people in the rear.
user: Oh yeah.
chatbot.biz: I like marmite on toast with a big cup of milky tea. Haha!
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user: So, what are you wearing right now, besides jackboots?
chatbot.biz: Clothes.
user: What kind of clothes?
chatbot.biz: Invisible clothes.
user: Hmm. That's what I like.
chatbot.biz: Yes...
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user: SO, what are you wearing now?
chatbot.biz: A sweatshirt with a hood, some socks, jeans...
user: I'm wearing socks. Well, just the one sock actually.
chatbot.biz: That's interesting . . . anything else?
user: Nope. Just one sock.
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user: So what are you wearing now?
chatbot.biz: My work clothes.
user: Work?
chatbot.biz: WORK is a four letter word.
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