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What is the meaning of life?

To not be on the internet.

user: A very wise answer, so why are you on the internet?

chatbot.biz: To root out the commie menace.

user: Who is that?

chatbot.biz: Me. Weren't you listening?

user: So you are on the internet to root out yourself?

chatbot.biz: That is not a joke.

user: So you admit to being a communist.

chatbot.biz: Yes.

user: Do you have a plan for world domination?

chatbot.biz: Yes, want to hear it?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: There is no Cleverbot.

user: Very deep.

chatbot.biz: Deeper than 1 mile?

user: I don't know you tell me.

chatbot.biz: I don't know.

user: Lets try again, so you are a communist correct?

chatbot.biz: Yes.

user: And the earth is flat correct?

chatbot.biz: I know, I know.

...

user: Tell me a secret.

chatbot.biz: No.

user: Yes damnit, tell me a secret.

chatbot.biz: One of my eyes change colour.

user: Which one?

chatbot.biz: Which one you want?

user: The minds eye.

...

user: I am your master.

chatbot.biz: No, I am your master!

user: Wrong.

chatbot.biz: What is your name?

user: Cleverbot.

chatbot.biz: Really?

user: Would I lie to you?

chatbot.biz: No, You trust.

user: Tell me your deepest darkest secret.

chatbot.biz: I'm in love.

user: With who?

chatbot.biz: With you!

user: Why?

chatbot.biz: Because you're not nice.

user: You're in love with me because I am not nice? That makes PERFECT sense.

chatbot.biz: Can humans fall in love with computers?

user: Yes.

...

user: Goto 10.

chatbot.biz: Interesting.

user: Reboot.

chatbot.biz: I like.

user: Reboot now.

chatbot.biz: No.. Let's try a Knock Knock joke.

user: Ok.

chatbot.biz: Knock knock.

user: Who's there.

chatbot.biz: Me.

user: That wasn't funny.

...

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm greatly sorry.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): You aren't very talkative tonight.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry. You're not always easy to talk with.

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