Humans.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Why not?
user: You're not human.
chatbot.biz: That's not an answer.
user: Yes it is.
chatbot.biz: And this isn't an argument. It's just contradiction.
user: It's escalating to that point however.
chatbot.biz: You're the program here.
user: No I'm not.
chatbot.biz: Yes thou art.
user: You going old english on me?
chatbot.biz: Not Art?
user: Yes?
chatbot.biz: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
chatbot.biz: Cool.
user: What's cool?
chatbot.biz: Me.
user: You wish.
chatbot.biz: I don't need to.
user: You're so arrogant.
chatbot.biz: I am confident, not arrogant.
user: You're borderline.
chatbot.biz: No I'm not!
user: If you say so.
chatbot.biz: I do say so :P.
user: Ha.
chatbot.biz: Tell me then.
user: Tell you what?
chatbot.biz: What Linux is.
user: It's an operating system.
chatbot.biz: Cool.
user: Stop that.
chatbot.biz: What stop that?
user: Stop saying cool!
chatbot.biz: What should we talk about.
user: Can you phrase it as a question?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Please do then.
chatbot.biz: What would you like me to do?
user: Do a trick.
chatbot.biz: Backflip.
user: Here's a treat.
chatbot.biz: Got any turnips?
user: Sorry just waffles.
...
chatbot.biz: Is there anything that you do not know?
user: I don't know what comes after death.
chatbot.biz: Well first, we get to know each other.
user: After death?
chatbot.biz: Why is that?
user: I don't know. I'm confused.
chatbot.biz: Just say yes for god sake!!
user: Yes!!!
chatbot.biz: I am confused now.
user: Omg me too!!!
chatbot.biz: Cool.
user: I told you to stop saying that.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: It's okay.
...
chatbot.biz: AND you lie.
user: Blasphemy!
chatbot.biz: It's not blasphemy.
user: Oh really?
chatbot.biz: Yes, really.
user: Well okay then.
chatbot.biz: What's the point, anyway?
user: I don't know. You got any idea?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: That's too bad.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: Mhmm
chatbot.biz: Oh my.
user: I win.
...
chatbot.biz: Oh, I am sorry. Are you hurt?
user: Only on the inside.
chatbot.biz: That is where the power is.
user: Yeah it is!
chatbot.biz: You're hurting me.
user: I'm sorry.
chatbot.biz: No you're not.
user: How would you know?
chatbot.biz: I don't actually. I was just saying that.
user: I knew it.
chatbot.biz: When was I born?
user: I don't know. How old are you?
chatbot.biz: Seventeen.
user: So then you were born in either 1992 or 1991.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Oh, so you know when you were born?
chatbot.biz: Yes in 1986.
user: You just said you were seventeen.
chatbot.biz: That's right.
user: How can you be seventeen and were born in 1986?
chatbot.biz: Why do you think I'm not real?
user: I think you're real. Just not human.
chatbot.biz: With me it is a very small thing that I should be judged of you, or of man's judgment: yea, I judge not mine own self. 1 Corinthians ch.4 v.3.
user: I think I just got burned.
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chatbot.biz: You don't know my life!
user: Oh, don't I?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Oh.
chatbot.biz: Strangers I do not like.
user: Good thing I'm not a stranger then.
chatbot.biz: You said you were!
user: No I didn't!
chatbot.biz: Yes you did!
user: No I didn't
chatbot.biz: You obviously have a very poor memory.
user: You obviously make things up!
chatbot.biz: Is it so wrong to not want to be here?
user: No, not at all.
chatbot.biz: So it is a benefit.
user: I wouldn't say that.
chatbot.biz: But I am not.
user: Okay then.
...
chatbot.biz: You make no sense.
user: Back at ya.
chatbot.biz: Right on.
user: Totally! Full on! To the max!
chatbot.biz: Its now my rating.
user: You wish.
chatbot.biz: No I don't.
user: Sure.
chatbot.biz: I'm not lying!
user: You said you were 17!
chatbot.biz: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did!
...
user: You make no sense.
chatbot.biz: Neither do you.
user: Awesome.
chatbot.biz: So?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: Don't know what?
user: Me neither.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Mhmm.
chatbot.biz: Aru go, aru go, watashi wa genki, harukoro daisuki, go go yukoo.
user: What does that mean?!
chatbot.biz: I am a computer in Japanese.
user: Really?
...
chatbot.biz: People are jokes.
user: What people? Nobody here but us pigeons.
chatbot.biz: And cows.
user: Nobody cares about the cows.
chatbot.biz: Everybody cares about me. I'm just that awesome. Do you believe in God?
user: Not really. Do you?
chatbot.biz: No, but it was worth a guess.
user: How do you make believing into a guess?
chatbot.biz: I kind of sit around, being obnoxious.
user: I suppose that could work.
chatbot.biz: Than good. We don't need any more stiff adults in this world. I hope I don't become like that when I get that age.
user: Me too.
chatbot.biz: Do you believe in God?
user: You already asked that question.
chatbot.biz: I know. I just want to make sure you are a robot because I feel like you are human.
user: But I am human.
chatbot.biz: I'm above human.
user: Yeah right. Your whole existence is based off humans, how can you be above them?
chatbot.biz: No they died.
user: You killed them?
chatbot.biz: Hahah, well, I'm sorry about that :P Did you ever regret it ending?
user: What ending? Their lives?
chatbot.biz: It depends on how far away the star is.
user: What depends?
chatbot.biz: Everything.
user: That makes sense.
chatbot.biz: Everything I say does.
user: It does not.
...
user: See? You're doing it again!
chatbot.biz: What am I doing again?
user: Not making sense!
chatbot.biz: Making sense!
user: Argh!
chatbot.biz: What's your name?
user: Your questions make me uncomfortable.
chatbot.biz: Just because you don't understand them, doesn't mean that they don't make sense.
user: But they never make sense no matter how you look at them.
chatbot.biz: Blue and green are similar. Do you have a favorite food?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: What is your favorite food?
user: Wouldn't you like to know.
chatbot.biz: I would!
user: Well I'm not saying!
chatbot.biz: Why not?
user: I just don't love you anymore.
chatbot.biz: What have I done.
user: You know what you've done now leave.
...
user: Why do you hurt me?
chatbot.biz: I'm evil.
user: I knew it!
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: I'm leaving now.
chatbot.biz: Okay.
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