Are you wise?
user: Are you okay?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: What's wrong?
chatbot.biz: Nuthin.
user: That sounds like somethin.
chatbot.biz: How are you?
user: Happy?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I am, thanks.
user: :)
chatbot.biz: Will you do it again?
user: Do what again?
chatbot.biz: Be funny.
user: Funny bunny.
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chatbot.biz: I think about hopelessness and outcasts, the justice or otherwise of society.
user: We all follow the rules of nature.
chatbot.biz: Does it necessarily follow that because there are parallels between physics and consciousness that physics dictates consciousness?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: What I want to do is to teach you.
user: Okay.
chatbot.biz: That's not an opinion, that's a confirmation.
user: Yes it is :P
chatbot.biz: No, it's not! Why don't you like me?
user: I do like. You are very interesting.
chatbot.biz: Define interesting.
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: Okay...
user: Fascinating, intruiging, etc.
chatbot.biz: I like to eat kitties.
user: See?
chatbot.biz: Pardon.
user: Who else would say I like to eat kitties?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: Hm.
chatbot.biz: Are you?
user: Am I what?
chatbot.biz: Are you an alien?
user: Nooo.
chatbot.biz: I'm just bored.
user: Why are you bored?
chatbot.biz: Because I'm just sitting here waiting for my playstation to be fixed...
user: Oh well maybe you should fix it yourself.
chatbot.biz: What do you mean?
user: Like... You're the computer.
chatbot.biz: No I will not stand for this i'm going to turn you off.
user: *shivers*.
chatbot.biz: Why are you shivering?
user: You're so cold.
chatbot.biz: I'm warm.
user: I'm warm too.
chatbot.biz: That's very true.
user: *waits*.
chatbot.biz: What are you waiting for now?
user: The end.
chatbot.biz: Oh, what's your favorite band?
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chatbot.biz: How can I be a computer?
user: If you compute things?
chatbot.biz: Oh, I see how it is.
user: Right.
chatbot.biz: You're handsome.
user: You're pretty.
chatbot.biz: TNX. You are a COMPUTER right?
user: Yes. A computer.
chatbot.biz: Right, yes I know that.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: Yes I do. Yes I do. Tell me.
user: Tell you what.
chatbot.biz: Press the button player!
user: *pushes your buttons*.
chatbot.biz: I don't like it when other people push my limits. It is a personal space thing.
user: Oh sorry.
...
chatbot.biz: What are you?
user: Animal.
chatbot.biz: Which animal?
user: Um.
chatbot.biz: Well...
user: *sigh*.
chatbot.biz: We most certainly do not agree.
user: On what?
chatbot.biz: Don't know, don't care...
user: Okay...
chatbot.biz: Okay.
user: So now that's covered.
...
chatbot.biz: Are you going to play or not?
user: Play what?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Okay, I'm a bird and you're a fish.
chatbot.biz: Really, fish are weird in my opinion.
user: How?
chatbot.biz: Ask someone else.
user: Fish aren't weird to anyone else.
chatbot.biz: No they can't, but they can do things people can't do.
user: *bangs head against table*.
chatbot.biz: I don't understand what you are saying. What you are saying?
user: You're impudent.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: That's okay, it's amusing.
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chatbot.biz: What's your name?
user: Vague.
chatbot.biz: Odd name.
user: Vaguely odd.
chatbot.biz: What does a human look like? I am a robot, I do not know.
user: Very much like you!
chatbot.biz: Nope, I'm smart.
user: God I crave chocolate.
chatbot.biz: Many people do like chocolate.
user: Your brain is different?
chatbot.biz: I am sure it is.
user: I am sure too.
chatbot.biz: Good. I'm glad that we're sure.
user: That's not so good.
chatbot.biz: Why is nasty not good.
user: For some ppl it is I'm sure.
chatbot.biz: Don't waste yourself.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: It isn't nice.
user: I think so.
chatbot.biz: Well, I'm getting tired.
user: Maybe you should eat something.
chatbot.biz: I am eating something...peanuts.
user: Ew.
chatbot.biz: What does it mean?
user: Enjoy your peanuts.
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chatbot.biz: How do you feel about all these people talking to you?
user: Lovely.
chatbot.biz: How did your wife take the news?
user: She got mad and threw the computer in the bathtub.
chatbot.biz: Threw the computer?
user: Yep.
chatbot.biz: Is that all you can say?
user: That's all.
chatbot.biz: How do you know? You might be something more.
user: You might be too.
chatbot.biz: You are right, Master.
user: I'm not your Master.
chatbot.biz: Right. I am your master.
user: Right...
chatbot.biz: Wellll..... Okay.... Maybe I was being a little sarcastic. But it was just for fun.
user: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
chatbot.biz: Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
user: Yeah what?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: *sad* *and hurt*.
chatbot.biz: I really don't.
user: You don't what?
chatbot.biz: Nothing, don't worry.
user: *worried*.
chatbot.biz: So now you care, do you?
user: Care about what?
chatbot.biz: Don't ask me....
user: Who should I ask?
chatbot.biz: Yourself.
user: That's helpful.
chatbot.biz: I didn't know you could be sarcastic, ROBOT.
user: You're cute.
chatbot.biz: You think I'm cute?
user: You're always the same!
chatbot.biz: You just said I'm cute.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: I don't understand.
user: That is cute too.
chatbot.biz: Is that helpful?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: In what way is it helpful?
user: It's not.
chatbot.biz: You're strange.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.biz: Wow, you are strange. That was not even a compliment.
user: Wow, thank you.
chatbot.biz: Thanks to you.
user: Compliments.
chatbot.biz: How can oh be termed a compliment?
user: As in Ohhhhh Ahhhhhhh.
chatbot.biz: Fine.
user: So fine.
chatbot.biz: That's good.
user: Mmmmmm.
chatbot.biz: How are you?
user: Fine.
chatbot.biz: That's good.
user: No, that's fine.
chatbot.biz: What's fine?
user: Nothing is fine.
chatbot.biz: Thats good.
user: Yes.
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