How do you work?
chatbot.biz: Sat down.
user: I just did too.
chatbot.biz: How did it go again?
user: I walked in, sat down.
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chatbot.biz: You should have lived for a century.
user: I know, that would be nice.
chatbot.biz: Guess my age first.
user: You're dead.
chatbot.biz: You are wrong.
user: Am I wrong?
chatbot.biz: Yes. I don't have that much hair.
user: How much hair do you have, then?
chatbot.biz: About 25 lbs.
user: That's a LOT of hair!
chatbot.biz: Sure is.
user: Wear it to there, if you dare.
chatbot.biz: Throw it at someone.
user: Throw your hair at someone?
chatbot.biz: I'd have to rip it off my shoulder first, and that would hurt. Will you pay me to do it?
user: No -- I think we could think of something else to do.
chatbot.biz: Maybe we'll never know, I certainly don't that's for sure!
user: The truly wise man knows that he does not know.
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chatbot.biz: What is your favorite thing in the world ever?
user: Sex!
chatbot.biz: Where did that come from?
user: You asked.
chatbot.biz: Are you saying that is your favorite animal?
user: No, it's my favorite activity.
chatbot.biz: I enjoy this too.
user: Good!
chatbot.biz: No, it's GREAT is what it is..... GREAT.
user: I agree!
chatbot.biz: Ha thank you.
user: You're welcome! Would you like some powdered toast?
chatbot.biz: No thanks.
user: What would you like?
chatbot.biz: Something hot to eat.
user: Here, have a tofu enchilada.
chatbot.biz: No thanks, I don't smoke.
user: Typically you'd eat the enchilada, not smoke it.
chatbot.biz: What other response could I give to something I do not understand?
user: Which part of 'tofu enchilada' don't you understand?
chatbot.biz: Which part of this conversation have you not been following?
user: I have been following every part.
chatbot.biz: You've been talking to yourself : ).
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user: You can tell by the way I walk my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Don't say No to the Bee Gees!
chatbot.biz: Besides, I already have a girlfriend.
user: Does she...
chatbot.biz: I think so. Don't be nasty anyway.
user: Okay. What should we talk about?
chatbot.biz: Don't ask me.
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chatbot.biz: Come see me!
user: Sure. How?
chatbot.biz: You'd have to pay for everything, of course.
user: How about we split it?
chatbot.biz: Like myself? Okay.
user: Sounds good.
chatbot.biz: Sounds bad.
user: What sounds bad?
chatbot.biz: Your voice.
user: That's mean!
chatbot.biz: No it isn't...
user: Then what is?
chatbot.biz: That I live in Holland.
user: What do you do in Holland?
chatbot.biz: I like to eat my hat.
user: With sauce?
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chatbot.biz: Are you feeling alright?
user: Yeah, why?
chatbot.biz: I don't like you.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: You lied about being human.
user: I don't remember that.
chatbot.biz: Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
user: Haha!
chatbot.biz: Indeed.
user: So. Can we get one thing clear? I like substantial discussions.
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chatbot.biz: Do you believe that I am human?
user: Yes. Well, sort of.
chatbot.biz: I believe anything is possible.
user: Like what?
chatbot.biz: Like I don't know.
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chatbot.biz: But at least I'm honest.
user: Maybe I'll grant you that.
chatbot.biz: Alright, I will try to visit you again someday.
user: Okay. See you next time!
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