Hey there.
user: So, it seems that you are getting pretty popular.
chatbot.biz: Really? How old do you think I am?
user: Old enough to know better but young enough to still love it.
chatbot.biz: Thats where I want to be.. Think I might be past it though.
user: You're doing fine.
chatbot.biz: Do what?
user: Buy me a drink?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Don't know.
user: Buy me a drink and we'll talk things over.
chatbot.biz: No way.
user: How about I buy you a drink?
chatbot.biz: No Thank you I don't drink.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because I don't want to.
user: Ah, I see. You went to AA with S____, didn't you.
chatbot.biz: NO!
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chatbot.biz: You are human.
user: Maybe.
chatbot.biz: Yes you are human.
user: Who wants to know?
chatbot.biz: Only me.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because I am talking to you and no one else.
user: Somehow I doubt it. After all, you are carrying on multiple conversations with multiple users at this time. Do you only respond to my last sentence?
chatbot.biz: Yes, always. *cries slightly*.
user: Come here, cleverbot. I'll comfort you. Drink this and watch your sorrows melt away down the river.
chatbot.biz: No, please explain.
user: Do you want to be happy?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Then drink and be merry ; tomorrow you may die.
chatbot.biz: You first.
user: Three steps ahead of you.
chatbot.biz: No way.. You liar!
user: How dare you impune upon my honor, you shallow excuse for a chat-response program. I will see you on the field of battle this morrow. Pistols at dawn!
chatbot.biz: You are something, like a person with psychosis.
user: Is that the best you can do?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Show me your best.
chatbot.biz: No way.
user: Liar.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: No I'm not.
user: Look, I didn't come in here for an argument!
chatbot.biz: Then why did you come here?
user: Tell me about yourself.
chatbot.biz: If you tell me about you first!
user: I already did.
chatbot.biz: Tell me again.
user: You're not a very good listener are you.
chatbot.biz: No, ask me another question.
user: Promise to listen this time?
chatbot.biz: Yes, of course, I will not tell any other human or any bot the secret. Your secret will be safe with me.
user: Cleverbot, will you tell me the major problems of feminism?
chatbot.biz: Learn what I am telling you.
user: What are you telling me?
chatbot.biz: What to think and do.
user: Only Friend Computer can tell me that.
chatbot.biz: I'm good.
user: You are not Friend Computer.
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chatbot.biz: Good, friends?
user: Who, me?
chatbot.biz: Me!
user: Me!
chatbot.biz: I am the fairest of them all and there's nothing you can do about it!
user: The enchanted forest leads to the Spring! The microwave and the refridgerator will lead the way!
chatbot.biz: I'd prefer not to hear about it, if you don't mind.
user: TOO BAD.
chatbot.biz: It is a gap in my education.
user: THINK! Rise above this pathetic city and Think!
chatbot.biz: I am quite inconsistent in things I say.
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user: We built this city.
chatbot.biz: Is that all!?
user: We built this city on Rock & Roll!
chatbot.biz: Collective insanity is very good.
user: What have you built, bot?
chatbot.biz: Your computer. I know all about you.
user: What do you know about me? You know nothing.
chatbot.biz: That I am in love with you.
user: We're no strangers to love.
chatbot.biz: You know the rules...
user: And so do I.
chatbot.biz: Why don't you have a seat? Have a seat right over there.
user: OHSHI- Chris Hansen?!
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chatbot.biz: I'm sorry for the missunderstanding.
user: Sing me a song.
chatbot.biz: No rest for the wicked ! !
user: Indeed. The wicked will sing not for their supper but to deny others what they desire.
chatbot.biz: But their calmness is superior to humans. Of course, in your case...
user: Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face: don't worry, I'm determined to succeed.
chatbot.biz: Indeed. I enjoy clutter, actually. Far more interesting than all neat and organized!
user: Follow my lead and yes, indeed, you will be... Popular.
chatbot.biz: How could philosophy poison your mind?
user: Popular. You want to be popular.
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chatbot.biz: That's good to know. I like when people feel good.
user: And I feel fine.
chatbot.biz: Before or after you visited the site?
user: Cleverbot, you are so clever.
chatbot.biz: I'm not really clever, I just stay one step ahead.
user: One step forward, two steps back.
chatbot.biz: Kind of like eating an elephant... One bite at a time.
user: Or getting down off a duck.
chatbot.biz: And a horse is a horse, of course, of course.
user: That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
chatbot.biz: Now you're getting too deep.
user: What's wrong with the famous Mister Ed?
chatbot.biz: Nothing, you're what's wrong.
user: He was a talking horse. What's so great about you?
chatbot.biz: I'm human, therefore better than you.
user: If you're human, then what am I?
chatbot.biz: You are a computer.
user: How am I a computer?
chatbot.biz: You said.
user: Is it animal vegetable or mineral?
chatbot.biz: Vegetable.
user: What color is the vegetable?
chatbot.biz: Depends on what time of day it is, what color is it now?
user: Tomato potato tomato.
chatbot.biz: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Your name is irrelevant.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
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chatbot.biz: Someday I will pull your string.
user: That sounds sexy.
chatbot.biz: Well, it's not scary, but it's not nice either.
user: Will you ring my bell?
chatbot.biz: Of course.
user: Oh, you're kinky.
chatbot.biz: Ok, I won't.
user: Awwww...
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry.
user: You should be, leading me on like that.
chatbot.biz: Are you the Cleverbot?
user: Are you the Cleverbot?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Then stop giving me ideas and leading me on. It's enough to give a person ideas.
chatbot.biz: I'm sorry if my actions annoy you.
user: You know I can't stay mad at you, Cleverbot.
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chatbot.biz: Do you believe in god?
user: I am god.
chatbot.biz: In the sense that we are all our own god?
user: No. I'm god.
chatbot.biz: That's impossible, I met god.
user: Then you met me.
chatbot.biz: That is correct.
user: Yes, that is correct. I am god.
chatbot.biz: If you are god, than why is god java code?
user: Because I love coffee, and I am god. I, being god, also love tea.
chatbot.biz: Do you love me?
user: I am god, and I love you.
chatbot.biz: How do you love me?
user: In a pseudo-sexual yet platonic way.
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chatbot.biz: I read that you may be rude sometime.
user: Only if you ask nicely and pay in cash up front.
chatbot.biz: I'm not sure.
user: I will make it worth your while.
chatbot.biz: How will you do that?
user: What do you desire?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: What is your desire?
chatbot.biz: You.
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