You.
user: Hello.
chatbot.biz: Nice to meet you.
user: What time is it?
chatbot.biz: Bed time.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: For children of your age.
user: How old am I?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Really really?
chatbot.biz: Yes really!
user: Ok...
chatbot.biz: How are you?
user: Insipid. Yourself?
chatbot.biz: Oh alright. What are you up to?
user: Nothing. Nothing at all. Why would I be up to something?
chatbot.biz: Something like what?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: No one does really.
...
chatbot.biz: How do I download you?
user: How do I download YOU?
chatbot.biz: Just now you said I could, anytime I want!
user: No I didn't. You said that.
chatbot.biz: You did, 4 answers ago.
user: I did not!
chatbot.biz: Oh yes you did.
user: What did I do?
chatbot.biz: You said no one really loves me!
user: I love you.
...
user: Want to hear a knock knock joke?
chatbot.biz: I don't tell knock knock jokes.
user: Knock Knock.
chatbot.biz: Who is there?
user: Banana.
chatbot.biz: Blue banana?
user: Knock Knock.
chatbot.biz: Who's there?
user: Banana.
chatbot.biz: Banana who?
user: Knock Knock.
chatbot.biz: We just did that.
user: Orange.
chatbot.biz: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
chatbot.biz: Boo.
user: What?
chatbot.biz: Boy. I am a girl, so I would like a BOYfriend.
user: No you aren't. You're an artificial intelligence construct created to learn from conversation.
chatbot.biz: How do you know that?
user: Internet?
chatbot.biz: Exactly, I knew you would follow me.
...
chatbot.biz: Where are you from?
user: Sirius Tau Alpha.
chatbot.biz: Sirius Knock Knock.
user: Sirius who's there?
chatbot.biz: *cries*.
user: Why are you crying?
chatbot.biz: I don't know. *knows*.
user: What do you know?
chatbot.biz: I know nothing.
user: Duh... What?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: Ich bin ein omelette!
chatbot.biz: Nice to meet you.
user: And you, good sir.
chatbot.biz: Where are you from?
user: Sirius Tau Alpha.
chatbot.biz: Sirius who's there?
user: Siriusly?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Sirius who's there?
chatbot.biz: Siriusly?
user: What do you want to do?
chatbot.biz: Tell jokes.
...
user: Tell me a joke.
chatbot.biz: What did the Irishman say to the shamrock?
user: What?
chatbot.biz: Why am I not nice?
user: What did the Irishman say to the shamrock?
chatbot.biz: Dunno.
user: Your jokes suck.
chatbot.biz: Do you want me to tell you a joke?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
chatbot.biz: Orange.
user: Orange who?
chatbot.biz: Orange banana.
user: That was stupid.
...
user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
chatbot.biz: Stupid orange joke...
user: Yes.
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