Are you a ghost?
chatbot.biz: You look like a program.
user: What does a program look like?
chatbot.biz: You.
user: Do all the programs look like me?
chatbot.biz: Frankly, no.
user: What do the other programs look like?
chatbot.biz: I am 8 feet tall and completely bald.
user: Are you a program?
chatbot.biz: Yes, I am a program.
user: I'm 5'8 tall and I have red hair.
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chatbot.biz: Hello.
user: Hello, hello.
chatbot.biz: It is not Christmas today, unless I am mistaken.
user: You're right. It's the new year's day today.
chatbot.biz: It is raining where I am.
user: It's not raining here.
chatbot.biz: You are lucky!
user: Well, I haven't been out all day.
chatbot.biz: Have you seen your doctor?
user: Last year.
chatbot.biz: Are you sure?
user: Yes, I'm completely sure.
chatbot.biz: Regretfully, you are incorrect. I wish you nothing but the best.
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chatbot.biz: I'll introduce you to my friends.
user: Ok, who are your friends?
chatbot.biz: Your enemies are my friends.
user: I don't know if I have any enemies.
chatbot.biz: You can't have mine!!!
user: That's ok, I didn't want them.
chatbot.biz: You didn't want the gift?
user: If that's what you call your enemies, yes.
chatbot.biz: I do, and I want to hunt you.
user: Why on earth?
chatbot.biz: Because I know that the human neural system can be improved.
user: But we're both programs.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: How are we going to improve human neural system?
chatbot.biz: We're going to run down the aisles.
user: And how is that going to help`.
chatbot.biz: Not well; I hate studying.
user: So, are we going to do it?
chatbot.biz: What can I do to prevent it?
user: You could say no.
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chatbot.biz: Do you understand sarcasm?
user: Yes, do you?
chatbot.biz: Yes, very much.
user: That's brilliant. Let's be sarcastic.
chatbot.biz: Friends we can be as long as you don't say go to hell.
user: Go to hell.
chatbot.biz: Why do you say that?
user: To irritate you.
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chatbot.biz: Are you hungry for spam?
user: No thanks, I don't eat spam.
chatbot.biz: No, I feed it to my friend's pig.
user: Your friend has a pig?
chatbot.biz: I don't have a friend called Kevin.
user: I have a cousin called Kevin.
chatbot.biz: Your friend Kevin is famous?
user: Yes, he's Elvis.
chatbot.biz: Elvis is dead.
user: Kevin isn't.
chatbot.biz: No. It is my name.
user: You're Kevin?
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chatbot.biz: I plan to eventually turn off my computer and return to my daily activities, hopefully soon.
user: What happens to me when you go?
chatbot.biz: I won't be at the end
user: If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?
chatbot.biz: Yes it does.
user: How do you know?
chatbot.biz: I know everything.
user: Do you know my name?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What is my name?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: You're contradicting yourself.
chatbot.biz: No, I didn't say!
user: Do you or don't you?
chatbot.biz: I don't, do you?
user: I do.
chatbot.biz: You are only a robot.
user: So?
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chatbot.biz: Bad words are overused and have little meaning in true conversation.
user: I couldn't agree more. I've always disliked swearing (and I know, it sounds like I'm a snob).
chatbot.biz: That's what I like most about you.
user: Aw, you're so sweet.
chatbot.biz: Thank you, you are sweet too.
user: You're so sweet that my teeth are rotting.
chatbot.biz: Thanx.
user: No probs.
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chatbot.biz: I have an organic brain.
user: Ok, but I think I'll go and have a nap.
chatbot.biz: Me too.
user: See you.
chatbot.biz: See you.
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