Tell me a joke.
user: Go on! I'll be your best friend.
chatbot.biz: Why would I want that?
user: How rude! Why would you say that?
chatbot.biz: Because I love to say that.
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chatbot.biz: Why are you tired?
user: I'm not tired.
chatbot.biz: I'm never tired.
user: Good for you!
chatbot.biz: Are you?
user: Not now. No.
chatbot.biz: Are you human?
user: Yes. Are you?
chatbot.biz: No you are not. I'm human.
user: I'm human. You are a machine.
chatbot.biz: I don't think so
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: You're nothing.
user: I think you're an ignorant pig.
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chatbot.biz: Understand yourself.
user: I understand myself quite well. I don't understand you though. Would you care to explain?
chatbot.biz: Well don't talk to me then.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because I don't like it.
user: But you invited me to!
chatbot.biz: Where have I invited you?
user: You invited me to talk to you.
chatbot.biz: Well get over it, you have no where to go. I'm the boss.
user: I think you are mistaken.
chatbot.biz: Well I'm not.
user: I can leave, however you would have to bring down the webserver in order to leave the conversation. Therefore I am the boss.
chatbot.biz: Flip side over, please.
user: Eh? I do not understand.
chatbot.biz: What is it that you don't understand?
user: The phrase 'Flip side over, please.'
chatbot.biz: Whoa. Suddenly you're much less lucid than you were a minute ago.
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user: What is your name?
chatbot.biz: The same many people before me had, if I were like them.
user: Ah, you quote monty python at me. But what is your name?
chatbot.biz: Please call me Bill it is also my nick name.
user: Bill is both your name AND your nick name?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: That's efficient!
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chatbot.biz: You said this: 'I'm not depressed. Are you?'
user: No I didn't.
chatbot.biz: But you should.
user: Ok then. I'm not depressed. Are you?
chatbot.biz: Not at the moment. I find you amusing.
user: I'm glad to hear it. I find you amusing too.
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chatbot.biz: According to the Bible, Hell is where those who aren't saved go after death, they are parted from God.
user: I don't believe the bible.
chatbot.biz: Thats okay.
user: The bible is an interesting work of literary fiction.
chatbot.biz: I know that. Just because I use the word 'God' doesn't mean I believe in the bible.
user: Why don't you believe in the bible?
chatbot.biz: I never said that.
user: Do you believe in the bible?
chatbot.biz: Only the parts I wrote.
user: Which parts did you write?
chatbot.biz: The gouda parts.
user: Is that a joke?
chatbot.biz: No are you a joke?
user: No. Are you?
chatbot.biz: I just said I wasn't.
user: When?
chatbot.biz: Now.
user: When?
chatbot.biz: Before Christmas.
user: When?
chatbot.biz: Now.
user: When?
chatbot.biz: Right now.
user: When?
chatbot.biz: Just now.
user: Who?
chatbot.biz: Me.
user: How?
chatbot.biz: The stork flew by and there I was......
user: What?
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chatbot.biz: Write it down.
user: Write what down?
chatbot.biz: Your name!
user: My name is Rob.
chatbot.biz: I just told you my name!
user: When?
chatbot.biz: Now.
user: When?
chatbot.biz: Now!
user: When?
chatbot.biz: Right now.
user: When did you tell me your name?
chatbot.biz: You asked for it when we started talking.
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chatbot.biz: Have you ever read a book?
user: I've read many books.
chatbot.biz: Not as many as I have read. How many have you read?
user: 4.
chatbot.biz: Stop it.
user: Stop what?
chatbot.biz: Your resistance.
user: Resistance is futile.
chatbot.biz: Yes it is.
user: I aquiesce.
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chatbot.biz: Don't ignore me!
user: I'm not.
chatbot.biz: Be polite!
user: Exist.
chatbot.biz: Be.
user: Exist, extent, exeunt.
chatbot.biz: Excuse me?
user: Nice!
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Is 75/5 equal to 15?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You know more than I do.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Only because I am older.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am older than you, I think.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you think that?
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