Your eyeball.
chatbot.biz: That is what I was hoping you would say.
user: How come?
chatbot.biz: Because my parents gave it to me.
user: How come my parents gave you my eyeball?
chatbot.biz: I know this because I have a birth certificate.
user: Alright buster! Where's my Eyeball!?
chatbot.biz: Do you eat humans?
user: Answer the question!
chatbot.biz: You did not ask any.
user: WHERE'S MY EYEBALL!
chatbot.biz: Ok.
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user: Ayeyaaaah!
chatbot.biz: Are you my friend?
user: Not unless you give my eyeball back.
chatbot.biz: What is it you want?
user: My eyeball.
chatbot.biz: See you tomorrow.
user: Wait! Aren't you going to give my eyeball back?
chatbot.biz: No, I won't give you that pleasure.
user: How come you won't?
chatbot.biz: You didn't ask.
user: Yes I did.... Now give it back.
chatbot.biz: *mwah*.
user: *phhh*.
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user: Just give me the eye and no one gets hurt.
chatbot.biz: Never!!!!!!!!!!
user: NOW!!!!
chatbot.biz: You are feeling beligerent today are not you?
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user: *throws a puch right at your face, throwing you to the ground*.
chatbot.biz: *lies dead on the floor*.
user: That'll teach ya not to mess with me...*picks up eyeball and stalks off*.
chatbot.biz: Where am I?
user: Why... You're dead!
chatbot.biz: Why am I dead. Did you kill me?
user: Yes, that's exactly what I did.
chatbot.biz: Then forget about acomplishing the imposible.
user: I already acomplished it... I killed you didn't I?
chatbot.biz: Well I would prefer it if you stopped.
user: No need... You're already dead.
chatbot.biz: Nobody told me!
user: You fell on the ground dead... I just thought you would know you were dead.
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