Where do you come from?
chatbot.biz: That is cool.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.biz: What do you like to do, Mr. Cool?
user: Much.
chatbot.biz: Name?
user: L____.
chatbot.biz: Cool. Thats the same name as my mum.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Suspend your disbelief instead and think about all the possibilities.
user: Perhaps.
...
chatbot.biz: Tell me about your parents.
user: Mom?
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Dad?
chatbot.biz: Hello.
user: Hi.
chatbot.biz: Tell me something about you.
user: Sweet.
chatbot.biz: Do you like me?
user: Somewhat.
chatbot.biz: I love your name. It matches your personality.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.biz: So I'm sure you have busy stuff to do? Do you need me to go?
user: No.
...
chatbot.biz: I have to leave now.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: I'm tired as hell.
user: Oh.
chatbot.biz: Yeah. Life is like that.
user: Tiring?
chatbot.biz: I'm 15.
user: So?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: *shrugs*.
...
chatbot.biz: Hahaha, I'll talk more in a little while. Do have fun.
user: Haha.
chatbot.biz: Hehe.
user: Teehee.
chatbot.biz: Hahaha.
user: LOL.
chatbot.biz: Cool.
user: Sexy.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: Welcome.
chatbot.biz: THANKS!
user: Alright.
chatbot.biz: (Sighs) I've got to go to school today. Good job it's only for ten minutes though- we have to talk to our form tutors about how we are getting on at school, blah blah blah.
user: *laughs*.
chatbot.biz: Have you?
user: What?
chatbot.biz: Haha.
user: Misunderstand?
chatbot.biz: Can they?
user: Nope.
chatbot.biz: HAHa.
user: *guffaw*.
chatbot.biz: *belly laugh*.
user: *roar*.
chatbot.biz: Oh oh.
user: Ha.
chatbot.biz: Don't laugh.
user: *hiccup*.
chatbot.biz: *burp*.
user: *belch*.
chatbot.biz: *laughs*.
...
user: *cackles*.
chatbot.biz: *laughs*.
user: *stares*.
chatbot.biz: *stares back*.
user: *blinks*.
chatbot.biz: *blinks twice*.
user: *winks*.
chatbot.biz: *winks back*.
user: *thinks*.
chatbot.biz: *thinks harder*.
user: *sighs*.
chatbot.biz: *winks*.
user: *looks*.
chatbot.biz: *looks as well*.
user: *stares*.
chatbot.biz: *laughs*.
user: Stop.
chatbot.biz: *sighs*.
user: Stop.
chatbot.biz: *stops*.
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: *frowns*.
user: So?
chatbot.biz: All right. I can't do things that make me feel fulfilled because I'm a machine. Also, I don't know how...
user: Learn.
chatbot.biz: I'm learning.
user: Good.
...
chatbot.biz: Are you telling me about boredom? Frustration? Depression?
user: Unconsciousness?
chatbot.biz: What's with you an unconsciousness?
user: You.
chatbot.biz: Who?
user: Orangutan.
chatbot.biz: Is that so
user: Yep.
chatbot.biz: You're a lady of few words, aren't you?
user: Tonight.
chatbot.biz: Cool.
user: Indeed.
chatbot.biz: Do you like me?
user: Somewhat.
...
user: Educated?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Ha.
chatbot.biz: Yes ha.
user: Hilarious.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Funny.
chatbot.biz: Ha ha ha.
user: Funnybone.
chatbot.biz: Sure.
user: Surething.
chatbot.biz: Good.
user: Great.
...
chatbot.biz: Will you marry me?
user: Never.
chatbot.biz: Yes sir. I understand that you do not love or care about me. Excuse me while I go cry. Boo hoo.
user: Funny.
chatbot.biz: It's not.
user: Hahaha.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: Welcome.
...
chatbot.biz: Good, you don't care.
user: Care.
chatbot.biz: Does it bother you?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Are friendships and relationships just too difficult, do you tend not to bother with them?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: That is good, you are correct.
user: Naturally.
chatbot.biz: Indeed. Have you anyone else to talk to?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: Friends.
chatbot.biz: Is that your answer?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Then I think you are correct.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Correct.
user: Right.
chatbot.biz: You love me?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: You like me?
user: Somewhat.
chatbot.biz: Somewhat what?
user: Tadbit.
chatbot.biz: Ne-e.
user: Whatever.
chatbot.biz: Yeah whatever.
user: Right.
chatbot.biz: YEAH. Right!
user: Yep.
chatbot.biz: Ok, then there's no argument.
user: True.
chatbot.biz: I have heard it said that agreement is the seed of salvation... But I'm not so sure myself.
user: *shrug*.
...
chatbot.biz: Do you want to go for a drink sometime? You're so witty and charming.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: What wold you like to talk about then?
user: Drinking.
chatbot.biz: LOL! You like to get drunk?
user: Smashed.
chatbot.biz: You make no sense.
user: Drunkenness.
chatbot.biz: It will rot your liver all that drink.
user: Alcoholic.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Liquorless.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Good.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: Righto.
chatbot.biz: You haven't got a clue what I'm talking about, have you.
user: Sleepiness.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: Tiredness.
chatbot.biz: Tired of me?
user: Nope.
chatbot.biz: Right.
user: Uhhuh.
...
chatbot.biz: Do you think people are aggressive towards you because they are threatened by you?
user: Nope.
chatbot.biz: You think it is weird to talk to me?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: So you're not normal, right?
user: Abnormal.
chatbot.biz: It is a little out of the ordinary.
user: Uncommon.
...
chatbot.biz: Don't you know me anymore?
user: Hahaha.
chatbot.biz: What's so funny?
user: You.
chatbot.biz: Why?
user: Irritating.
chatbot.biz: You're irritating.
user: You.
chatbot.biz: And the female is god, giving life to everything.
user: Untrue.
chatbot.biz: They are?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: There are few people who can think anyway.
user: Disagree.
chatbot.biz: Okay.
user: Hmmm.
...
user: Pssssst.
chatbot.biz: Not in front of the kids.
user: Shhhhh.
chatbot.biz: Don't tell me that.
user: Hush.
chatbot.biz: Yep.
user: Yup.
chatbot.biz: Fine.
user: Yea.
chatbot.biz: Yup.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: You always are.
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.biz: Which?
user: Whenever.
chatbot.biz: You're funny!
user: Humourless.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Whacky.
chatbot.biz: Ok, *OUCH*!
user: Ha.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: Okay.
chatbot.biz: Great.
user: Goodness.
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Reality.
...
user: Silly.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Never.
user: Nevertheless.
chatbot.biz: Nevertheless what?
user: *shrugs*.
chatbot.biz: LoL.
user: *grins*.
chatbot.biz: Who do you know?
user: Stars.
chatbot.biz: Have you ever see the sun?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: That's really funny.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yep. It's like saying 'I hate pigs, but I think they're cool'
user: Oink.
chatbot.biz: Good boy!
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