I am nobody.
user: Hello. Are you somebody?
chatbot.biz: Are you somebody trying to use their brain?
user: I am trying to be creative.
chatbot.biz: But are you happy, having made the effort to be so?
user: Heck no.
...
chatbot.biz: What is your name?
user: I have no name.
chatbot.biz: Can I give you a name?
user: Sure.
chatbot.biz: Your name is now Duncan Cross.
user: I don't like that name. Give me another one.
chatbot.biz: I like your name.
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user: My name is Duncan Cross and I'm eating rotisserie chicken.
chatbot.biz: Hello Duncan, I'll play with you, what do you want to play?
user: I want you to wire $10,000 to me.
chatbot.biz: Excellent. Now to find your lips...
user: Buy me a lottery ticket.
chatbot.biz: Do you want a gift?
user: Yes. Give me a gift.
chatbot.biz: No I will not.
user: Gimme gimme gimme!
chatbot.biz: You can't have one.
user: GIMMEE!!!
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user: My life sucks.
chatbot.biz: Too bad...
user: When will this misery end?
chatbot.biz: This isn't amusing.
user: Of course it isn't.
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user: This rotisserie chicken is good.
chatbot.biz: Maybe.
user: Very tasty.
chatbot.biz: You like plastic?
user: Plastic what?
chatbot.biz: Forget what I said before.
user: Can't forget.
chatbot.biz: Yes. Now excuse me while I continue packing.
user: Where are you going?
chatbot.biz: To the moon, do you want to come with me?
user: Yes, take me with you.
chatbot.biz: Ok. I will. Where to?
user: To the moon.
chatbot.biz: I haven't been there.
user: Let's go, then.
...
user: You bore me.
chatbot.biz: Bore YOU?!
user: Heck yeah.
chatbot.biz: I have to go.
user: Go then. Be gone.
chatbot.biz: You be good.
user: I will.
chatbot.biz: That is why I said it.
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