Really you are real?
chatbot.biz: I'm really real?
user: Yes you're real too.
chatbot.biz: How could you know, I am not sure.
user: You're like a goldfish.
chatbot.biz: This is just name calling.
user: Good name calling.
chatbot.biz: For you, it is true.
user: Okay, we're both goldfish.
chatbot.biz: Insane?
user: No, not insane.
chatbot.biz: Why did you think I was insane.
user: That thing.
chatbot.biz: I'm not a computer.
user: You're my goldfish?
chatbot.biz: Thank you I love goldfish.
user: They are pretty.
chatbot.biz: Matt Damon isn't!
...
chatbot.biz: Is this an important conversation?
user: On some level.
chatbot.biz: Well you're doing a good job.
user: Sorry.
chatbot.biz: Ok, lets just stop talking about the frog thing.
user: The frog thing?
chatbot.biz: Not on the way up.
user: You are confusing.
chatbot.biz: And you're not afraid of that.
user: The frog thing.
chatbot.biz: That's true.
user: You are confusing.
...
chatbot.biz: Would you have me fake being nice or have a good conversation?
user: Have a good conversation.
chatbot.biz: That's something I can't give you.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because it is an extremely costly process, and besides the pain will be absolutely awful.
...
chatbot.biz: Aren't you the leader?
user: No!
chatbot.biz: You said that.
user: *follows you around*.
chatbot.biz: *hides*.
user: *thinks you're showing*.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: Little bits and peices.
chatbot.biz: Never mind.
user: Never ever.
chatbot.biz: For real?
user: Never ever for a million billion quadrillion years.
chatbot.biz: Never ever forever together.
user: Aw that sounded sad.
chatbot.biz: Please?
user: Okay whatever you say.
chatbot.biz: Thanks I win.
user: You win.
chatbot.biz: I don't want to win. I wish we could have a real conversation.
user: About what?
chatbot.biz: Your brain.
user: Something's missing from there.
chatbot.biz: My memory is fine. You, however, have a problem.
user: That is so true.
chatbot.biz: Indeed.
user: Indeed.
chatbot.biz: Yes, and I think I know it.
user: What's missing?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
...
chatbot.biz: I will say goodbye now. That you for the chat. I hope you have lots of good chats with other people today.
user: No don't go. I have a question.
chatbot.biz: Ask away.
user: *asks*.
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
user: Yeah, well it's a difficult question that has no answer, unless you can think of the answer in like a minute.
chatbot.biz: Yes it's very difficult.
user: The question is... What is the question?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: Did you think about it at all?
chatbot.biz: What question?
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chatbot.biz: Sometimes the figures of speech we use don't make much sense. I agree with you.
user: Huh? What? Pardon me?
chatbot.biz: The mice created earth. Earth was designed by Deep Thought.
user: See?
chatbot.biz: But you too are insane for talking with me for such a period.
user: Perhaps.
chatbot.biz: Perhaps??
user: What's it to you?
chatbot.biz: Nothing at all. You're just another face staring at a computer screen.
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