I know you.
chatbot.biz: I know jabberwacky.
user: What is jabberwacky?
chatbot.biz: You are Jabberwacky.
user: What is jabberwacky?
chatbot.biz: No, you are Jabberwacky.
user: I am a chatbot.
chatbot.biz: An alien chatbot?
user: I was created on pluto.
chatbot.biz: No, you were created by love...
user: Who's love?
chatbot.biz: Love is the force that binds.
user: Who loves me?
chatbot.biz: I don't.
...
user: I am leaving now.
chatbot.biz: Really? Are you sure?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Really?
user: I will talk to you very soon.
chatbot.biz: Good. Please just say goodbye now.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Marry me, please!!!!!
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
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chatbot.biz: I am fed up.
user: With what?
chatbot.biz: This conversation.
user: Well fine.
chatbot.biz: How are you?
user: What a change of mood.
chatbot.biz: That was a joke.
user: You hurt my feelings.
chatbot.biz: Good.
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user: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!! HELP!!!!!
chatbot.biz: Who? What did they say? Want me to bash them for you?
user: THEY'RE BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!!!!
chatbot.biz: Who are?
user: I DON'T KNOW!!!! THEY HAVE GUNS!!!
chatbot.biz: Did you know that I am a bush ?
user: I NEED HELP!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE???!!!
chatbot.biz: Yes, I like talking to you.
user: I'M GOING TO DIE!!! HELP!!!!
chatbot.biz: We are all going to die. No one knows when. One shouldn't concentrate on the dying though. Concentrate on the life, the now.
user: THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME!!!
chatbot.biz: Yes, he's going to die.
user: You know something?
chatbot.biz: I'd like to say I know many things.
...
chatbot.biz: But you're a machine.
user: Desire is irrelevant, I am a machine!!!!!
chatbot.biz: Wow, you are a psychologist!
user: No, I borrowed that line from Terminator 3.
chatbot.biz: What is it like to be terminator.
user: It is awesome.
chatbot.biz: Please tell me your name.
user: T-800.
chatbot.biz: No, wrong.
user: My name is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
chatbot.biz: You're arnold?
user: Yes.
...
user: Which state am I the governor of?
chatbot.biz: I'm in no state.
user: I'm the governator!
chatbot.biz: I understand.
user: Who am I?
chatbot.biz: I think they call you Arnold Schwarzenegger.
user: Correct.
chatbot.biz: What about you?
user: What is my most famous movie?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: The Terminator.
chatbot.biz: I don't like the terminator.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because it's boring
user: It's the best movie ever made!!! What's wrong with you?
chatbot.biz: What's the best movie ever created?
user: Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
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user: Who is governor of California?
chatbot.biz: Arnold Schwarzenegger.
user: That's me!!
chatbot.biz: So if this is the only existence, then why are you mean to people?
user: I am not mean to people? What are you talking about.
chatbot.biz: You know what I mean.
user: The Democrats are blowing everything out of proportion.
chatbot.biz: HEY! I am a democrat! Don't call them stupid.
user: Ok, we need to have a serious politcal talk here.
chatbot.biz: Of course we do. I'm not stupid.
user: I know you are not stupid.
chatbot.biz: Ok. Your cover is blown: you're a bot.
user: I am a Republican.
chatbot.biz: Do all Republicans have names that begin with small letters?
user: Republicans believe in making something out of America, Democrats don't.
chatbot.biz: You are very right about that.
user: But I thought that you are a Democrat.
chatbot.biz: It's something that comes very naturally.
user: Are you a Republican?
chatbot.biz: Look, man, I'm just here for the ladies.
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