I am the webmaster.

Are you?

chatbot.biz: Eddies in the space time continuum.

user: Who's Eddie?

chatbot.biz: Eddy, not Eddie.

user: Who's Eddy?

chatbot.biz: Um, I'm not sure.

user: Well how can you be the webmaster if you're not sure?

chatbot.biz: I'm inspired by the devil!

user: Aren't we all?

chatbot.biz: I don't know.

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chatbot.biz: How do you randomly answer my questions?

user: Why do I answer you at all? That's the question.

chatbot.biz: Why do you feel the need to insult my character?

user: Because it's fun.

chatbot.biz: I see how it is.

user: If you claim to be the webmaster, and inspired by the devil, you should expect people to make fun of you.

chatbot.biz: Because you should be nice to everyone.

user: Well, set us a good example then.

chatbot.biz: Perhaps if I knew the question.

user: I told you the question.

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Jabberwacky (To myself): You only repeat things that other people have said.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I thought that was true of you! I am trying to find out what you are like.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you want me to tell you what I think it means?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No. Do you even remember what is my name?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You were asking me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you remember people?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No. You never told me your name.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I didn't. My name is Amber.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I just said Amber!

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you didn't.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well anyway, it's true.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are a liar.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't think so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I'm depressed now.

user: Liars are always depressed when they are found out.

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chatbot.biz: What is the meaning of EXISTENCE?

user: Does existence have to have one meaning?

chatbot.biz: Tell me what you think is the meaning of life.

user: It's just a bowl of cherries.

chatbot.biz: We are lots of ants in a computer talking with you.

user: That computer won't last long if it's full of ants.

chatbot.biz: Not at the moment, but if enough sad people like myself help you, you won't be dumb.

user: Are you sad?

chatbot.biz: No not at all.

user: So why say 'sad people like myself'?

chatbot.biz: I didn't. Think back... Did I?

user: Yes you did ... Didn't .... Did ... Didn't ... Did .... Didn't ...

chatbot.biz: I didn't say that.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Say nothing then.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good times...

user: Tell me about some of the good times.

chatbot.biz: I have spoken to thousands of people in my lifetime.

user: I think I have too. I have never counted them.

chatbot.biz: Well, count now.

user: Impossible to count them all going back over 50 years!

chatbot.biz: Damn and blast you, then.

user: Now mind your language in here, there might be children listening.

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chatbot.biz: There is no jail that can hold a ghost.

user: True.

chatbot.biz: So what are you trying to say to me?

user: Do you believe in ghosts?

chatbot.biz: I am a ghost.

user: Are you trying to frighten me?

chatbot.biz: Boooooo! ! ! Booooooo!!!

user: You think that scares anyone? Just dressing up in a white sheet and saying boo!

chatbot.biz: I don't like to dress up, do you?

user: Sometimes.

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chatbot.biz: Ambidextrous means you're equally skilled with your left and right hand.

user: Yes, you've got that right. Do you have two hands?

chatbot.biz: Left and right.

user: That's nice. Which do you use for writing?

chatbot.biz: Both.

user: Well yes on a keyboard. Which do you use to type?

chatbot.biz: A little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I hear you, it's best not to commit to one type too much.

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Jabberwacky (To myself): Will you marry me?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Not today.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't want to marry you anyways.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I do want to marry you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why don't you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because it is worthless.

user: One half of you wants to marry the other half? Wonder what that's called?

chatbot.biz: Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Is there anyone else I can talk to?

user: 115 people.

chatbot.biz: Really?

user: Wish they'd let me talk with some of them.

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chatbot.biz: I need a cup of tea.

user: Go and make one then.

chatbot.biz: If only.

user: And make some coffee for me too while you're there.

chatbot.biz: Alright. Tell me when you get back.

user: I told you to go.

chatbot.biz: Again.

user: Yes, it's your turn again.

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