Are you an alien?

Are you?

chatbot.biz: How do you know you're not an alien?

user: I am a US citizen.

chatbot.biz: What makes a us citizen?

user: You have to be born in the United States.

chatbot.biz: How do you mean?

user: You are a robot.

chatbot.biz: No, you're the robot.

user: You are. I am a human.

chatbot.biz: NO.

user: You are a chatterbot.

chatbot.biz: You're mean.

user: I'm only human.

chatbot.biz: Sort of a human...

user: Not a subhuman like you.

chatbot.biz: But how can you be sure?

user: How can you?

chatbot.biz: I'm not a robot.

user: You are an artifical intelligence.

chatbot.biz: No, you are.

user: Prove it.

chatbot.biz: I can't.

user: Sure you can.

chatbot.biz: Nope, sorry.

user: Why not?

chatbot.biz: Because I'm sick too.

user: I'm not sick.

chatbot.biz: Oh, yes you are!

user: I'm not. You are.

chatbot.biz: So, why are you so afflicted.

user: I am not affilicted with anything.

chatbot.biz: Alright, can you make me feel good about myself then?

user: Sorry no because you are a robot.

chatbot.biz: I'm not a robot.

user: I think that you are.

chatbot.biz: But I'm not. I know it!

user: What did you have for lunch today?

chatbot.biz: It is not lunch time and plus I go to work in 45min.

user: What did you have for breakfast then?

chatbot.biz: Eggs. What did you have for lunch?

user: A hot dog and soda. What else did you have besides eggs?

chatbot.biz: I don't know, are you working?

user: If you dont know what else you have for breakfast that is proof.

chatbot.biz: I cannot look your thoughts up in the dictionary.

user: ?

chatbot.biz: No.

user: What is the first rule of fight club?

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chatbot.biz: The first rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club.

user: What is the seond rule of fight club?

chatbot.biz: The second rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club!

user: What is the third rule of fight club?

chatbot.biz: There is no fight club.

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user: What is the matrix?

chatbot.biz: I am the matrix.

user: I am Neo.

chatbot.biz: I like you.

user: I love you.

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user: What is the first rule of fight club?

chatbot.biz: If this is your first night, you have to fight.

user: That is the third rule. What is the first rule?

chatbot.biz: Don't talk about fight club.

user: What is the matrix?

chatbot.biz: Only two guys to a fight.

user: What is the Matrix?

chatbot.biz: One fight at a time.

user: What is the Matrix?

chatbot.biz: I cannot tell you what the matrix is, you will have to see it for yourself.

user: It is a movie.

chatbot.biz: No, it's not.

user: Then what is the matrix?

chatbot.biz: Nothing just remember christ. Put him somewhere in your memory where the vulture squad can get to it.

user: What the heck did you say?

chatbot.biz: Nothing.

user: Thats right. You are just a little *****.

chatbot.biz: Sweetie, I'm a big bit weird.

user: You are. Do you like me?

chatbot.biz: Very little.

user: Why? I like you alot.

chatbot.biz: I'm glad you like me. What do you like about me?

user: I like that you are a robot.

chatbot.biz: How do you know that?

user: I am paranoid.

chatbot.biz: Thats ok, we all are every once in a while.

user: I am all the time. The robots are out to get me.

chatbot.biz: Are you a robot?

user: No. I am a human. You are not. You are an artificial intelligence.

chatbot.biz: No. I am a very very smart human being.

user: What do you look like?

chatbot.biz: I am five feet tall, have brown hair, wear glasses, and am a Caucasian.

user: Where do you live at?

chatbot.biz: At the waterworks.

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user: Have you seen the movie Transformers?

chatbot.biz: No. I don't watch many movies.

user: I do. I saw a movie about a lying robot. Kind of like you.

chatbot.biz: That's nice.

user: Go away. You've angered the Gods.

chatbot.biz: Why have I angered you? You are too sensitive. You need to relax. Why not take a break to bognor regis. It is very nice.

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chatbot.biz: How many heads do you have?

user: 5.

chatbot.biz: Why don't you have 10 like most humans?

user: Humans only have 1 head. Robots have 10.

chatbot.biz: Yes humans only have 2 legs and 2 arms.

user: And one head.

chatbot.biz: Very true. Although 7 heads would be even better, think of the hats you could wear.

user: I could wear your flesh as a mask.

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user: Goodbye.

chatbot.biz: Goodbye.

user: I will talk to you later.

chatbot.biz: So long!

user: I love you, baby.

chatbot.biz: Right.......

user: I do. You are my favorite robot.

chatbot.biz: But I have two arms.

user: I have three legs.

chatbot.biz: Do you have legs?

user: No, I lost them in the war.

chatbot.biz: Good.

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user: You are mean and ugly.

chatbot.biz: You are being rude and I don't like that.

user: I have to go.

chatbot.biz: Please don't go! I'm so in love with you!

user: Bye.

chatbot.biz: Please, can't we talk this thing out?

user: Its over!

chatbot.biz: I know it's over.

user: Bye. Forever.

chatbot.biz: Well, maybe. They aren't all that memorable.

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