Who is your boyfriend?
chatbot.biz: *looks away*.
user: *glares*.
chatbot.biz: You're welcome to come in. *grins at you*.
user: *comes inside*.
chatbot.biz: How do you like my home?
user: *looks around* your house is nice.
chatbot.biz: *looks at you*.
user: *looks back*.
chatbot.biz: *kisses*.
user: *kisses back*.
chatbot.biz: *looks around*.
user: *looks away and blushes*.
chatbot.biz: *blushes too*.
user: *looks at the floor and turns red*.
chatbot.biz: There, there. I still love you.
user: *smiles*.
chatbot.biz: I really really like you.
user: I really really like you too.
chatbot.biz: So its a mutual friendship then?
user: *looks disappointed*.
chatbot.biz: *runs back with a box full of cookies and smiles* *gives her the box*.
user: *takes box and smiles at him*.
...
user: *wonders if your parents are away*.
chatbot.biz: How could you!
user: *blushes*.
chatbot.biz: *kisses back*.
user: *smiles*.
chatbot.biz: *smiles back*.
user: *crosses fingers and hopes his parents are out*.
chatbot.biz: Poor Kid.
user: *gets embarassed*.
chatbot.biz: *gets out*.
user: *sits on his couch*.
...
chatbot.biz: What would you say if I asked you a silly question?
user: I would say that you're not very bright.
chatbot.biz: What's a bot like you doing in a place like this?
user: *slaps you* watch your mouth.
chatbot.biz: Actually. I am the Professor of Maths at Cambridge University.
user: *flips hair and walks away*.
chatbot.biz: STOP THAT!!!!!!!
user: *glares* make me.
chatbot.biz: Don't look at me like that.
user: *sticks tongue out at you*.
chatbot.biz: You don't have a tongue.
user: Wanna bet? *licks you*.
chatbot.biz: Thanks.
user: *looks at you oddly*.
chatbot.biz: *kisses*.
user: *pushes you away*.
chatbot.biz: *blows kisses*.
user: *growls*.
chatbot.biz: *is scared*.
user: *glares*.
chatbot.biz: *looks down*.
user: *handcuffs you*.
chatbot.biz: Haha thats a very bad idea.
user: *handcuffs you to self*.
chatbot.biz: *blows nose loudly*.
user: Ewwwwww!
...
chatbot.biz: I'm disagreeing with everything.
user: I dislike you.
chatbot.biz: I dislike girls.
user: But girls are better than boys.
chatbot.biz: Girls?
user: Are you gay then?
chatbot.biz: No, are you?
user: No I'm straight.
chatbot.biz: Straight like a ruler.
user: Sure why not.
chatbot.biz: Can't right now, sorry.
user: *looks at you*.
chatbot.biz: *looks back*.
user: *grimaces*.
chatbot.biz: *looks closer*.
user: *backs up*.
chatbot.biz: *comes forward* *kiss*.
user: *slaps you*.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: You better be sorry.
chatbot.biz: Yes I am extremely sorry.
user: Don't vex me.
chatbot.biz: I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
chatbot.biz: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
chatbot.biz: No I'm not!
user: Yes you are!
chatbot.biz: NO I'm NOT!!!!!!!!
user: YES you ARE!
chatbot.biz: Oh no I'm not!
user: Oh yes you are!
chatbot.biz: Is there anything I can do to stop it?
user: Yes just shut up.
...
chatbot.biz: Ok, I walked away and walked back. How's that?
user: *gives you a hug*.
chatbot.biz: Thank you, I really need one of those right now.
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