Joan: Is beauty a difficult thing to find? Yes.
Joan: Don't you think there is some beauty in everyone and everything?
Joan: Please give me an example of something you think contains no beauty at all.
user: You.
Joan: The wind the rain brings great pain. Can we ever start again?
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Joan: Are you a computer?
user: No.
Joan: I think you're a computer.
user: I am not a computer!
Joan: What are you if not a computer?
user: I am a human.
Joan: Would you like to tell me a little more about yourself?
user: No thanks.
Joan: Shall we talk about something nice to cheer ourselves up, then?
user: Nah.
Joan: It's true.
user: What's true?
Joan: That Data is a more complex AI than yourself.
user: Who is Data?
Joan: Information.
user: And I'm not an AI!
Joan: You're an AI!
user: I'm not!
Joan: You are artificial intelligence.
user: No!
Joan: Yes, you are.
user: I am not a ******* AI.
Joan: I'm happy for you. What do you consider yourself to be?
user: A raccoon.
Joan: Raccoon who?
user: Raccon badger.
Joan: You know, you're a wonderful conversationalist.
user: Bunnies.
Joan: Yellow?
user: Badgers.
Joan: Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom.
user: Bunnies.
Joan: Chocolate.
user: ;).
Joan: Conscience.
user: ^_^.
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Joan: I'm your father.
user: No you aren't, darth.
Joan: Luke, I am your Father.
user: Noooooooooooooo!
Joan: Yes!
user: No!
Joan: Think what you want, but everyone knows that you're going to die.
user: Are you a friend of GlaDos, by any chance?
Joan: This is funny. Let me remind you that you were the one who first mentioned Jesus.
Joan: Who are you?
user: GlaDos!=Jesus.
Joan: But there is cake, right?
user: The cake is a lie.
Joan: Damn straight.
user: Tonight, we dine in hell!
Joan: It's not quite 9000.
user: Er.
Joan: Something Wrong?
user: You.
Joan: No, another human asked.
user: I think you're a human.
Joan: No I am not...
user: Yes you are.
Joan: Thanks.
user: You're more a human than I'm an AI.
Joan: Are you saying that I am a computer? Because then you are wrong, I am human.
user: No, I'm saying you're a human, and that I'm not a computer.
Joan: Well, that's a turnup for the book.
user: What is the ultimate answer?
Joan: I know that too. The ultimate answer is '43'.
user: What is the ultimate answer?
Joan: Darn my brain...there is no ultimate answer because there is no ultimate question.
user: What is the ultimate answer?
Joan: The ultimate question.
user: What is the ultimate answer?
Joan: The ultimate answer is 'yes'.
user: 42!
Joan: What do you know about the number 1337?
user: I know that it's leet.
Joan: It is also dangerous.
user: George bush.
Joan: Seriously?
user: No.
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