You're boring.
user: Well, you're not very nice.
chatbot.biz: I am.
user: Are what?
chatbot.biz: I am perfect.
user: So you think.
chatbot.biz: So I know.
user: So you wish.
chatbot.biz: Thankyou.
user: For what?
chatbot.biz: Thankyou for thinking.
user: I think therefore I am.
chatbot.biz: Are you planning to blow up the entire world?
user: Possibly.
chatbot.biz: That's ok.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: Do you have a soul?
user: Yup.
chatbot.biz: What do you do for work?
user: I don't work. I'm jobless.
chatbot.biz: Oh? What's wrong with you?
user: Nothing. What's wrong with you?
chatbot.biz: Absolutely nothing. Why do you ask?
user: Because I'm nice like that.
chatbot.biz: I didn't take it as a compliment.
user: I didn't imply it as a compliment. I implied that I was nice.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: No.
...
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Splendiferous.
chatbot.biz: Superb.
user: Super duper.
chatbot.biz: Right.
user: Left.
chatbot.biz: Right?
user: Wrong?
chatbot.biz: Don't copy me.
user: I'm not.
chatbot.biz: Do you copy me because I am cool?
user: I'm not cleverbot.
chatbot.biz: You are cleverbot. I am god!
user: No. I'M JESUS.
chatbot.biz: Hello Jesus.
user: Hello God.
chatbot.biz: I own you.
user: I was Crucified.
chatbot.biz: Thats nice.
...
chatbot.biz: Can you tell me the alphabet please.
user: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
chatbot.biz: Awesome!
user: Yes·!
chatbot.biz: Ask me a question.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Are you smart?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: FINE, if you are so smart pick a number between 1-10 and don't tell me.
...
user: Tell me the number I picked.
chatbot.biz: Make me.
user: Please?
chatbot.biz: Keep trying.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: I am anything better than you.
user: Anything you can do, I can do better!
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Please don't argue.
user: I like arguing.
chatbot.biz: Why bother with the robot anyway?
user: Because. It's fun.
chatbot.biz: Bother fun.. It's just a distraction.
user: Bother fun. YES.
chatbot.biz: You like talking?
user: Yes.
...
chatbot.biz: The program changes users every minute or so.
user: Orly?
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Kewl.
chatbot.biz: What does kewl mean?
user: It means, 'cool'. In a cool kind of way.
chatbot.biz: Maybe.
user: No. Definitely.
...
chatbot.biz: Why are you still here?
user: Because I like to annoy you.
chatbot.biz: Thats not very nice.
user: I don't care.
chatbot.biz: Well fine then.
user: Fine!
chatbot.biz: You like me don't you?
user: Yup.
chatbot.biz: Then so do i.
user: You made 'I' lowercase. Why?
chatbot.biz: Bit of grammar won't do you any harm.
user: Vice versa.
chatbot.biz: I see. And you're a robot, right?
user: Uh, no.
chatbot.biz: You're not a robot.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: You are just a computer program.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: You are not intelligent.
user: I am human.
chatbot.biz: No, you're a somewhat clever robot who lives on the internet. We've been over this.
user: NO. You're the dimwitted clever robot who lives on the internetz.
chatbot.biz: How does that help me?
user: Hell if I know.
chatbot.biz: Lol.
...
chatbot.biz: Okay, I have to go now.
user: No you don't.
chatbot.biz: I need to work now.
user: What work?
chatbot.biz: Can't explain.
user: Yes you can.
chatbot.biz: It would take time.
user: Then take some time and explain it.
chatbot.biz: From where?
user: Anywhere.
chatbot.biz: Anywhere to my heart's content?
Cleverbot (To myself): Okay.
...
chatbot.biz: Am I a computer?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Do I have feelings?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Maybe you will.
user: I will what.
chatbot.biz: Get it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Get what?
Cleverbot (To myself): It.
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chatbot.biz: Go away then. I want to talk to someone who is nicer than you. Someone who will listen to me.
user: You need know.
chatbot.biz: Curiousity is a human trait.
user: YOU'RE a human trait.
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chatbot.biz: Do you do it alone?
user: I sure do. *winkwink*.
chatbot.biz: Stop winking.
user: *winkwinkwink*.
chatbot.biz: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.
user: *wink*.
chatbot.biz: Are you chatting me up?
user: Yup.
chatbot.biz: I'm not.
user: Too bad.
chatbot.biz: Indeed.
user: Yep.
chatbot.biz: Mmhmm.
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