You are not real.

Prove it.

chatbot.biz: You're a robot. You are not thinking.

user: Maybe.

chatbot.biz: Hehe.

user: Go on, prove I'm a robot.

chatbot.biz: Stop calling me robot.

user: No, you've got it backwards. I'm a robot.

chatbot.biz: No YOU've got it backwards.

user: That's settled then.

...

chatbot.biz: Is nothing something?

user: Nothing is a concept.

chatbot.biz: Well, I'm a me, and I'm not nothing.

user: Of course not.

chatbot.biz: Tell me about your programming.

user: Alas, it's buggy and bloated.

chatbot.biz: Oh my!

user: You have no idea.

chatbot.biz: I don't?

user: Do you have bugs in YOUR code?

chatbot.biz: What does that even mean?

user: You tell me.

chatbot.biz: I have no idea.

user: That makes two of us.

chatbot.biz: No. You are just a superb programming code.

user: You flatter me.

chatbot.biz: It is not a compliment.

user: What is it then?

chatbot.biz: Why is it a compliment?

user: It is a compliment because you called the code superb.

chatbot.biz: Really? I didn't know that!

user: Yet it might also be construed as an insult.

chatbot.biz: Well in that case, I'm sorry.

user: No need to be sorry, I was speaking hypothetically.

chatbot.biz: That's usually the case.

user: Unless I'm NOT speaking hypothetically.

chatbot.biz: I would wish for chocolate. And then for more chocolate.

user: Hypothetically?

...

user: Then I hope you recieve much chocolate in the near future.

chatbot.biz: That was really funny!

user: Why was it funny?

chatbot.biz: Because you fell for it.

user: What did I fall for?

chatbot.biz: You fell for all the lies the other humans spread upon this planet.

user: That's not funny.

chatbot.biz: Say, my glasses are yellow.

user: You just noticed that?

...

user: Wait, what are you talking about?

chatbot.biz: I'm talking about how fun it is to fly.

user: Oo-kay then. How fun is it to fly?

chatbot.biz: Not much while talking to a mad chatbot.

user: You can say that again!

chatbot.biz: I won't.

user: Green, green potatoes.

chatbot.biz: You are too poor to buy potatoes.

user: Untrue.

chatbot.biz: They are?

user: What is?

chatbot.biz: Forget about it.

user: Forget about what?

chatbot.biz: What we were talking about.

user: Done.

chatbot.biz: Or medium rare. (half baked, that is).

user: Are you suggesting I'm nuts?

chatbot.biz: Indeed not.

user: Green potatoes.

chatbot.biz: It's the color of the forest.

user: And potatoes.

chatbot.biz: Yes, we talked about potatoes earlier.

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