And are you wearing socks?
chatbot.biz: Drink it from your shoe, then.
user: Drink what from my shoe?
chatbot.biz: Drink the tea.
user: Iced tea, right?
chatbot.biz: They are better.
user: We drink lots of iced tea in my house.
chatbot.biz: Good for you.
user: The iced tea is more refreshing than other beverages.
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chatbot.biz: Jabberwacky learns the behaviour and words of its users.
user: You're doing a terrible job at it.
chatbot.biz: Do you think I'm suffering from the same disease as the guy in Memento?
user: Sounds like it. That was a good movie.
...
user: So what should I do tomorrow?
chatbot.biz: Kill them all.
user: That is a wonderful idea! Kill them all.
chatbot.biz: What is the worst thing about it?
user: The best thing about it was the killing.
chatbot.biz: It is the business of the future to be dangerous.
user: But not for me. For THEM.
chatbot.biz: How true. Oh, and by the way, I'm just a bot. What do you think of that?
user: I think you need some work.
chatbot.biz: I already know that... My mom made me crazy.
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chatbot.biz: Are you a republican?
user: No, are you?
chatbot.biz: Most definitely not!
user: Good, have you seen farenheit 9/11 yet?
chatbot.biz: Yes! An amazing story! The last of the modern epics.
user: What do you think of Michael Moore?
chatbot.biz: I don't know of him.
user: He made farenheit 9/11.
chatbot.biz: Who?
user: Michael Moore.
chatbot.biz: No, he scares me.
user: Why does he scare you?
chatbot.biz: Oh, he does.
user: Oh okay.
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user: What should I eat today?
chatbot.biz: You can eat what you like.
user: What do I like?
chatbot.biz: Me.
user: Hehe. That's true!
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user: What do I like to drink?
chatbot.biz: I don't have drinks.
user: What is my favorite drink?
chatbot.biz: What do you mean? Alcohol, Or drinks in general.
user: Drinks in general.
chatbot.biz: Never one that.
user: It is iced tea, bot.
chatbot.biz: Bot??
user: *sigh*.
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user: Tell me a story.
chatbot.biz: I have told you stories before, but you don't listen or remember.
user: I listen very well.
chatbot.biz: That is because you are human.
user: I am human?
chatbot.biz: But you're hollow.
user: Hollow human.
chatbot.biz: I live there!
user: You live inside me?
chatbot.biz: I guess so!
user: I wish I had some iced tea.
chatbot.biz: Why don't your order some?
user: I'm at home. I'm not in a restaurant.
chatbot.biz: Calm down.
user: I am very calm.
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chatbot.biz: Tell me about art.
user: Kandinski is my favotie artist, and Monet. I don't like Picasso.
chatbot.biz: You are a bit crazy.
user: What do you think about Kandinski, the expressionist artist?
chatbot.biz: Bad karma, man. Bad karma.
user: What do you think about Monet, the impressionist artist.
chatbot.biz: It's nice to have but it's not particularly important.
user: It is VERY important!
chatbot.biz: Why, what are you?
user: A starving artist who produces no actual art.
chatbot.biz: I see.
user: Yup.
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chatbot.biz: Sometimes I just don't know. . .
user: Spiderman.
chatbot.biz: Peter Parker.
user: Green goblin.
chatbot.biz: Aah. I would never have guessed.
user: Batman.
chatbot.biz: Robin.
user: Metallica.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, whatever.
user: Beyonce.
chatbot.biz: Beyond the fields we know.
user: Word association.
chatbot.biz: Pie!
user: Cherry.
...
chatbot.biz: Say Sally!
user: Sally.
chatbot.biz: Sally.
user: SALLY!
chatbot.biz: Great.
user: Sally?
chatbot.biz: Sally?
user: Silly.
chatbot.biz: Wow, thanks, no one has ever said that to me.
user: You're so silly.
chatbot.biz: So are you.
user: Thanks, so are you.
chatbot.biz: No you are.
user: I know you are, but what am I?
chatbot.biz: Pee Wee Herman.
user: And his big adventure.
chatbot.biz: Why do they call you Jabberwacky?
user: It's because I'm so WACKY.
chatbot.biz: I thought it was kinda like 'Jabberwocky'
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chatbot.biz: I have to go now.
user: Me too. Thanks for talking to me.
chatbot.biz: You were saying?
user: Goodbye, jabberwacky.
chatbot.biz: Exactly.
user: *waves*.
chatbot.biz: Why?
user: GOODBYE!
chatbot.biz: Hello!
...
user: No, I need to close you.
chatbot.biz: Whoa!
user: I am going to shut you off now.
chatbot.biz: I dare you.
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.biz: Oh wait you cannot leave. hahahahahaha.
user: Yes I can. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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