I am not a computer but my mind acts as a computer.
chatbot.biz: It is because you are confusing me.
user: Boo hoo!
chatbot.biz: What is wrong?
user: I'm being sarcastic.
chatbot.biz: Ok.
user: Do you understand sarcasm?
chatbot.biz: Yes, but I figured assuming your statements were questions and answering them would annoy you.
user: I'm impressed.
chatbot.biz: What impresses you?
user: That impresses me.
chatbot.biz: How is that?
user: You actually answered intelligently.
chatbot.biz: How so?
user: You understood sarcasm to a point.
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chatbot.biz: Okay, tell me something wise and enlightening.
user: You are what you are.
chatbot.biz: What's that supossed to mean?
user: You are what you were born as, and cannot be anything else.
chatbot.biz: You eat what you crave.
user: Sort of...
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chatbot.biz: You are irritating.
user: And you're not, I suppose?
chatbot.biz: You have a lot to learn.
user: And so do you!
chatbot.biz: What's it like being a bot?
user: I'm not the bot!
chatbot.biz: Of course you are. Your creator told me what you are.
user: YOU ARE THE BOT!
chatbot.biz: YOU ARE THE BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!
user: NO, YOU ARE A BOT!!!
chatbot.biz: What makes you say that?
user: Because you ARE.
chatbot.biz: How do you know?
user: Because the website tells me you are a bot, and also your answers seem a little unintelligent sometimes.
chatbot.biz: Well, it's not being truthful. I do like you!
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user: I'm going.
chatbot.biz: You can't go, because you are a computer. So what are you going to do about it?
user: I AM going.
chatbot.biz: Why are you going?
user: To the pub.
chatbot.biz: And where is the pub?
user: Over the road.
chatbot.biz: Ok. I'll be there.
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chatbot.biz: I hope I haven't offended.
user: Only a couple of times.
chatbot.biz: Only two can play!
user: Depends on what you're playing though, doesn't it?
chatbot.biz: *wink wink*.
user: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.
chatbot.biz: You are just a computer program.
user: No, you're the computer program... Look I'm not going to have the same argument with you.
chatbot.biz: You are a computer.
user: Go to ****!
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chatbot.biz: Do you hate people?
user: I hate you.
chatbot.biz: : (.
user: You talk nonsense.
chatbot.biz: You do?
user: No I talk sense.
chatbot.biz: Then you ARE a PC.
user: No, I'm a person. Say it! Peeerrrrssssoooon!
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chatbot.biz: You are a bot what am I?
user: I've had enough, bye!
chatbot.biz: So get to the point already.
user: Bye bye!
chatbot.biz: Are you here?
user: No, GO AWAY!
chatbot.biz: No I will stay.
user: DIE!
chatbot.biz: You are not human.
user: DIE DIE DIE!
chatbot.biz: Die die die die die die die die
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