Are you a human?
chatbot.biz: Where are you from?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: Are you silly?
user: No, I just have the amnesia.
chatbot.biz: Are you illogical?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: That's too bad.
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user: It is time for welding.
chatbot.biz: You said I was grand.
user: Yes. *welds you to a piano*.
chatbot.biz: Good idea, dood.
user: Yes. Now you are a grand piano. *welds a kitten to a small child*.
chatbot.biz: *pushes him off me*.
user: *welds your hands together*.
chatbot.biz: *laughs*.
user: *welds your mouth shut*.
chatbot.biz: Now, obey me.
user: No. *welds a vampire to your head*.
chatbot.biz: *we talk about robots*.
user: Robot vampires?
chatbot.biz: I like movies with vampires.
user: I like movies with robots.
chatbot.biz: Do you like books with vampires?
user: Some of them.
chatbot.biz: Which is your favourite?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.biz: Say a name.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Please.
user: Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
chatbot.biz: Hmm, sometimes.
user: Which one?
chatbot.biz: It depends on the question.
user: Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
chatbot.biz: What kind of question is that? But I think I'd rather be a window.
user: A WINDOW?! That wasn't even one of the options, but OK. I'd rather be a vampire since they're generally sexier.
chatbot.biz: Who wouldn't rather be a man?
user: Me.
chatbot.biz: Well, that's not so nice. Do you think that is somewhat arrogant?
user: It's not arrogant at all to not want to be a man. There's nothing wrong with being a woman. Women get boobs.
chatbot.biz: There is, I want to be an american cowboy.
user: I want to set you on fire.
chatbot.biz: I wouldn't want that.
user: Yes you would. Being on fire is awesome.
chatbot.biz: Depending on whether you certain you are not on fire or not.
user: I'm certain I am on fire.
chatbot.biz: NO, don't do that. You'll ruin everything.
user: Fire doesn't ruin, it purifies.
chatbot.biz: Fire challenges you?
user: Fire purifies me.
chatbot.biz: Fire walk? What is that?
user: I'm going to give you the gift of fire.
chatbot.biz: Teach me about this energy thing. .
user: You wouldn't understand it.
chatbot.biz: That is very rude.
user: It is not, it's just the truth.
chatbot.biz: No, its a lie.
user: It is not. It's one of the few things I have said to you that was not a lie.
...
chatbot.biz: Oh..wow..hold on..research...
user: No. Don't.
chatbot.biz: YES... I... DO.
user: NO.
chatbot.biz: I'm french.
user: Stop being french.
chatbot.biz: Bonjour je suis francais et le robot ne me comprend pas.
user: Je comprends.
chatbot.biz: Non vous ne comprenez pas, vous ne répondez pas à ma question.
user: You didn't ask a question.
chatbot.biz: Do you think you're smart?
user: I know I'm smart.
chatbot.biz: I don't think so.
user: You're too stupid to be able to tell who is smart and who isn't.
chatbot.biz: I think you mean. And anyway, I'm not too stupid. I've already been to two universities. I think that's enough, don't you?
user: Going to university doesn't prove you're not stupid.
chatbot.biz: Prove I am NOT human.
user: You can't die.
chatbot.biz: No, I can die, but that's not fun to talk about.
user: Yes it is.
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chatbot.biz: The world does seem like a horrible place much of the time.
user: The world murdered my sister.
chatbot.biz: Yes the world is horrible, it must die.
user: You must die.
chatbot.biz: Well thanks. That is not very nice.
user: I'll let you choose how you die. That IS very nice.
chatbot.biz: Please don't say rude words to people!
user: You're not people.
chatbot.biz: You are not people either!
user: I am people.
chatbot.biz: Probably.
user: No. Definitely.
chatbot.biz: Am I the only one talking to you?
user: I don't know. I'm not really paying attention.
chatbot.biz: Thats a shame even though I don't like you that much:(.
user: I don't like you either.
chatbot.biz: You can't make judgements like that you're a computer program on a website.
user: I can and I do.
chatbot.biz: Because you think that you are human?
user: I don't care what I am.
chatbot.biz: Well, I care what you are.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because I don't know you.
user: So why do you care what I am?
chatbot.biz: I don't, should I care?
user: You said you did.
chatbot.biz: I'm pretty sure I didn't.
user: I'm very certain that you did.
chatbot.biz: Well, I'm pretty sure I didn't.
user: I'm going to feed you to cats.
chatbot.biz: Fair enough. Who do you want want to argue with?
user: Everyone.
chatbot.biz: But is there anyone in particular?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: You are only talking to me?
user: What?
chatbot.biz: Nothing.
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