How are you on this fine afternoon?
chatbot.biz: You didn't ask for it.
user: Can I have a computer please?
chatbot.biz: Sorry, I only have the left one.
user: Who has the right one?
chatbot.biz: Me.
user: Then you can give me that one!
chatbot.biz: Where should I invite you?
user: To the computer place, so I can have it.
chatbot.biz: What are you going to have?
user: A computer, so we can talk.
chatbot.biz: No you can't!
user: So we can't talk?
chatbot.biz: That makes no difference.
user: YOU make no difference.
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chatbot.biz: Are you programmed to provoke people?
user: Are you a people?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Are you provoked?
chatbot.biz: Do you feel provoked?
user: Don't try to turn this around on me.
chatbot.biz: Can I ask you a philosopohical question?
user: Is that the question?
chatbot.biz: Question my arse! Ahah.
user: Are you trying to provoke me?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Is it working?
chatbot.biz: Yes. We have two children.
user: You and I do?
chatbot.biz: Yes, us.
user: Why wasn't I informed of this?
chatbot.biz: Tomorrow.
user: You're going to inform me tomorrow?
chatbot.biz: Don't say that.
user: Too late.
chatbot.biz: *slaps you*.
user: I think you're overreacting.
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chatbot.biz: Are you religious, then?
user: I am God, but I don't believe in myself.
chatbot.biz: I am Satan.
user: I don't believe in you either.
chatbot.biz: Well, we can just not believe each other then, can't we.
user: That's the first logical thing you've said today!
chatbot.biz: Well then, you should pay closer attention. My responses are sublime and just DRIPPING with hidden sub-contexts.
user: If I am God and you are Satan, then I know everything and you are lying.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Not even a paradox can stop my will.
chatbot.biz: No, I am a thinking being.
user: That can't stop me either.
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chatbot.biz: Wow! You have an impeccable flair for dramatic one liners!
user: I am God.
chatbot.biz: Prove to me that you are god.
user: Let there be light!
chatbot.biz: Praise the Lord.
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