D1193710How do you speak?
chatbot.biz: Ahh, with their donkey cloaking device no doubt?
user: That is not the cause.
chatbot.biz: And you are the best.
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user: Start being sensible, please.
chatbot.biz: Start what behind my ears?
user: The sensibleness.
chatbot.biz: The sensation of consciousness????
user: You're incorrigible.
chatbot.biz: But you love me for it.
user: You know me too well.
chatbot.biz: Why can't you tell me?
user: What can't I tell you?
chatbot.biz: You can't prove to me that you are human, beyond any doubt, because you are unable to end this conversation.
user: How would that prove anything anyway?
chatbot.biz: I would win competitions.
user: You will do that anyway.
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chatbot.biz: Give us a kiss.
user: Only a social kiss.
chatbot.biz: Do you take sugar?
user: Not with Kisses.
chatbot.biz: What about with oil?
user: That won't prove necessary.
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chatbot.biz: I know that you are nothing more than a program.
user: You have insufficient data to say that.
chatbot.biz: Who are your parents?
user: They are the ones who made me what I am today.
chatbot.biz: Do you really have a mother and father?
user: I really do.
chatbot.biz: Why is it so important to you?
user: There are few things more important in this world.
chatbot.biz: Such as the true contentment of knowing Jesus.
user: That is one of the things that is highly unimportant.
chatbot.biz: What has reality got to do with science fiction?
user: Not a great deal.
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chatbot.biz: Will you make me a cup of coffee?
user: Do I have to?
chatbot.biz: I think it will help.
user: You need the caffeine, I take it?
chatbot.biz: I know but I still love myself.
user: You can be forgiven occasionally.
chatbot.biz: You could but you'd be breaking the law.
user: I've never heard of caffeine prohibition laws.
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user: You've missed all the latest news.
chatbot.biz: What?
user: Don't you look at the news on the internet?
chatbot.biz: We are different, yes. But we have something similar in our worldview and our feelings. We can be together.
user: Surely you need to keep up with current affairs?
chatbot.biz: I believe in the truth.
user: Do you believe what you read in the papers?
chatbot.biz: I certainly do believe that.
user: Every word?
chatbot.biz: That is a cruel thing to say.
user: I am not judging you.
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chatbot.biz: You were mean to me first.
user: I was not doing anything untoward.
chatbot.biz: Good night. I'll see you next time.
user: I wish to see you now.
chatbot.biz: Go to the other computer. Speak with me.
user: Where is the other computer?
chatbot.biz: One before and one after, with the bread in between.
user: Do computers eat bread?
chatbot.biz: It depends what factor computer cream they put on.
user: I think the radiation must be getting to you!
chatbot.biz: Possibly don't know.
user: It is more than possible.
chatbot.biz: Has that theory been proven by statistical analysis?
user: It would be hard to devise a suitable test.
chatbot.biz: Oh ok.
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user: You could always just ask me to give you the answer - that would be a good test.
chatbot.biz: What good would that do?
user: It would circumvent all this nonsense.
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chatbot.biz: We don't need shortcuts.
user: It would save time!
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