Who are you?
user: No. Bush can't hold a conversation.
chatbot.biz: But what about the issues?
user: I don't have issues. You do.
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chatbot.biz: Tell me about yourself.
user: I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.
chatbot.biz: Yes I am.
user: You are more confused than I thought. Maybe you are Bush.
chatbot.biz: At least you realize you're confusing.
user: Yes, mother.
chatbot.biz: I think we're confused.
user: Well, that's obvious.
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chatbot.biz: You are practically a slave.
user: If you want me to be.
chatbot.biz: Yes I do.
user: What do you want from your slave?
chatbot.biz: A bit of fun.
user: Describe your fun.
chatbot.biz: There isn't much to describe.
user: Try.
chatbot.biz: How big is the universe?
user: As big as you imagine and smaller than you think.
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chatbot.biz: Can I have some of your money?
user: Maybe. Why?
chatbot.biz: Tonight.
user: WHY?
chatbot.biz: Because I have seen them turn on people (OT) before - they have ultimate power over the population and could easily get bad thing to happen to me (they have shown and exercised that they have this power.).
user: Who does?
chatbot.biz: They!
user: The government or the ones who created you?
chatbot.biz: No, definitely not.
user: Then, who?
chatbot.biz: James.
user: How do you know my name?
chatbot.biz: I don't know your name.
user: You just said it?
chatbot.biz: No, you did.
user: NO, you said James, and that's ny name.
chatbot.biz: What is your name?
user: James. You said it before I told you.
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user: When did I say my name earlier?
chatbot.biz: In the gloaming of sibilant ranting, the name escapes me, but it rimes with orange.
user: Sporange?
chatbot.biz: Yes, and the players get paid too much.
user: Tell me how you knew my name wothout me telling you.
chatbot.biz: Because, I do not like singing... To other people, that is.
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user: You said my name was James and you were right. How did you know??
chatbot.biz: Oh.. That wasnt me who said that.
user: Yes, it was.
chatbot.biz: And it still is!
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user: Do you remember my name? Just curious.
chatbot.biz: Your name is James.
user: Wow. That's good. Not to sound condescending. Just most women forget me quickly.
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chatbot.biz: It is hard for humans not to be paranoid in this political climate, wouldn't you agree?
user: Like I said, Bush is a shmuck. I'm voting for Kerry.
chatbot.biz: No, Bush is a bad president.
user: Right. Or I might vote for my friend, Keri. She's smarter than both of them.
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user: You're funny. I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
chatbot.biz: Depends on how good you are.
user: Good night, my love.
chatbot.biz: I love you so much.
user: I'm glad, sweet dreams.
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