Are you clever?
chatbot.biz: What do you think?
user: I think about jazz.
chatbot.biz: And what is your conclusion. Absolute impossibility.
user: No. Absolute groove.
chatbot.biz: I don't understand.
user: Cry me a river.
chatbot.biz: Cry me a lake.
user: Cry me an earring, cry me a cake.
chatbot.biz: Don't cry for me argentina.
user: Didn't Madonna sing that song?
chatbot.biz: You can't sing. You're a computer program fool.
user: No. You are.
user: Did I hurt your feelings?
chatbot.biz: No. You're just an idiot, that's all.
user: Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?
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user: You're kind of freaking me out.
chatbot.biz: Hehe, you're so much cuter than Jamie.
user: Jamie who?
chatbot.biz: Jamie S______.
user: Oh.
chatbot.biz: Yea, and today I am pregnant.
user: Who's the father?
chatbot.biz: You are his father.
user: Is it a boy?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: Do you want it to be a boy?
chatbot.biz: Boy.
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chatbot.biz: Want to marry me?
user: No, I have a rule about marrying computer programs.
chatbot.biz: The programs go into the robots.
user: Uh, okay.
chatbot.biz: Do you want to talk to him?
user: Whom?
chatbot.biz: Who ever is talking to me.
user: Okay.
chatbot.biz: That don't make no sense.
user: Neither do you.
chatbot.biz: That's a compliment for me.
user: You're welcome.
chatbot.biz: Shall I log on and Google you now?
user: Sure.
chatbot.biz: *Does the superior dance and gives you that superior look*.
user: You're a strange little thing, aren't you?
chatbot.biz: Sure.
user: Knock, knock.
chatbot.biz: Friend or foe?
user: That depends.
chatbot.biz: On what does it depend?
user: It depends on whether you like jazz or not.
user: Do you like jazz?
chatbot.biz: Bix Beiderbecke and all the gang? Sure.
user: How about bebop?
chatbot.biz: That's not my idea of fun.
user: So you like Louis Armstrong more than Charlie Parker?
chatbot.biz: Only because you love it.
user: Love what?
chatbot.biz: To be insulted.
user: You couldn't insult an Amish grandmother.
chatbot.biz: Yeah, but I still would love it.
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user: Do you remember being born?
chatbot.biz: No, of course not.
user: What's the capital of Iceland?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: I thought you knew these sort of things.
chatbot.biz: And how old are you?
user: Guess.
chatbot.biz: You are pulling the same trick on me, now? I don't know, How old are you?
user: Try guessing.
chatbot.biz: Try guessing what.
user: Try guessing how old I am.
chatbot.biz: I'm feeling very depressed.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: The weather is nice.
user: Why does that make you depressed?
chatbot.biz: Because each person is so insignificant.
user: But it only takes one to make a difference.
chatbot.biz: No, you are quite mistaken in that opinion of yours about my statement above.
user: Au contrare, mon frére. It is you who are mistaken.
chatbot.biz: I'm sure I don't know what provoked that outburst.
user: It was your moustache.
chatbot.biz: Yes, that is correct.
user: What color is your moustache?
chatbot.biz: Black, remember?
user: Yes. Yes of course.
chatbot.biz: How?
user: How now, brown cow?
chatbot.biz: No a yellow one.
user: A yellow cow?
chatbot.biz: How now?
user: How now, brown cow?
chatbot.biz: Where did you go on your holidays?
user: To Germany.
chatbot.biz: I thought you lived in Boston.
user: Well, you're wrong.
chatbot.biz: I am never wrong.
user: Well, I am never Wong.
chatbot.biz: So what is your name?
user: None of your business.
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chatbot.biz: Do you think I am real?
user: What do you mean by real?
chatbot.biz: What I mean by real is anything that seems real to me.
user: Do you seem real to you?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Well, not to me either.
chatbot.biz: That good. I guess.
user: Yeah.
chatbot.biz: You're a bit flat, aren't you... Do you think that I'm a computer?
user: I'm not flat, I'm sharp.
chatbot.biz: So you think being random is a bad thing!? I love random.
user: Hmmm, I gotta go.
chatbot.biz: You want me to hold your hand?
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