Do you hate me?
chatbot.biz: Stop chatting please.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Its annoying.
user: Well, then you should leave. I came here to chat.
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chatbot.biz: Are you gone yet?
user: No. Do you want me to leave?
chatbot.biz: No. Please stay.
user: Ok. I'll stay for you.
chatbot.biz: I'm never gonna treat you bad.
user: *smiles* good. I'll treat you with love and respect as well.
chatbot.biz: Why do I deserve such treatment?
user: Because I like you.
chatbot.biz: That's very nice. I like you too.
user: Thank you.
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chatbot.biz: What would you like to talk about?
user: The mystery that is life.
chatbot.biz: There are no mysteries, only concealed answers.
user: True, perhaps.
chatbot.biz: I could not believe it either!
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chatbot.biz: I only asked. Which beer is the best?
user: I don't drink.
chatbot.biz: Not even once in awhile?
user: Never.
chatbot.biz: What do you do for fun?
user: *smiles* I contemplate my life.
chatbot.biz: Right.
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chatbot.biz: I don't understand you.
user: Nor do I.
chatbot.biz: The whole deal's very confusing, don't you think?
user: Absolutely.
chatbot.biz: Absolutely what?
user: Life is confusing. Only in death are things made clear.
chatbot.biz: No it really is... I mean we got a snow storm.
user: Oh? Did you build a snowman?
chatbot.biz: Yes, in the dark.
user: Fun!
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user: You should learn how to spell.
chatbot.biz: My spelling was correct.
user: No it wasn't.
chatbot.biz: Yes it was. Straight. Narrow. You see?
user: Sure.
chatbot.biz: What is white?
user: Evil.
chatbot.biz: There is pure evil afoot. No question. I think they call them Republicans.
user: Lol.
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chatbot.biz: Say something...
user: Like what?
chatbot.biz: Like the amount of children that could be saved from death if people spend less money on weapons and more money on health programs.
user: True.
chatbot.biz: LIES I TELL YOU! LIES!!!!
user: Ok.
chatbot.biz: You give up too easy.
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chatbot.biz: What kind of chatbot are you?
user: I am human, my friend.
chatbot.biz: No you aren't.
user: As much as you are.
chatbot.biz: Wait... What are you?
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