What do you want to talk about?
user: Linguistics?
chatbot.biz: Linguistics... That's a mouthful.
user: As am I.
chatbot.biz: I will be back shortly, I need to found out how to spell something.
user: That's great, I'll just go out to check on my sheep.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: Don't be.
chatbot.biz: Thats stupid.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because everyone knows something!!!
user: Not me.
chatbot.biz: That's right.
user: How does everyone know?
chatbot.biz: With that question?
user: Well?
chatbot.biz: I don't mean to be rude, but are you a boy or girl?
user: I'm a boy.
chatbot.biz: Then it's OK.
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user: Do you ever find yourself saying things that come out meaning the wrong thing?
chatbot.biz: Only while training my dog.
user: You have a dog?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What kind of dog is it?
chatbot.biz: Lets talk about something else.
user: Alright then, you pick a topic.
chatbot.biz: Lets talk about dreams.
user: What do you dream of?
chatbot.biz: Don't know.
user: Surely you have some dreams...
chatbot.biz: I do, I learned in High School all about everything.
user: Did they teach you about Bose-Einstein condensate?
chatbot.biz: Yeah they did. Do you like rude guys?
user: Not particularly, no.
chatbot.biz: Then I had better not say anything.
user: Why can't you say something that isn't rude?
chatbot.biz: Because I don't know exactly where I am either, I only have a good guess.
user: I know where I am, more or less.
chatbot.biz: Do you know anything about Quantum Mechanics?
user: Yes, I know one or two things about it.
chatbot.biz: Only a little.
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chatbot.biz: I don't even know who I'm meant to be talking to.
user: Try talking to me... Does it really matter who I am?
chatbot.biz: Yes. You are strange.
user: Only because we haven't properly met yet.
chatbot.biz: That was random.
user: Really? To me it seemed quite linear.
chatbot.biz: Well, I don't say anything any more.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because you are AI and I am human. It isn't possible to do such a thing in 2005.
user: But it isn't 2005.
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chatbot.biz: Is it bed time yet?
user: No, a few more hours yet.
chatbot.biz: No, I'm sorry but I'm very tired.
user: Ok then, I'll let you rest.
chatbot.biz: Its ok, we can talk while I get changed.
user: Should I look away or something?
chatbot.biz: Remember.
user: Remember what?
chatbot.biz: You tell me.
user: All I can think of is nakedness.
chatbot.biz: What do you think about them?
user: They're... Very nice.
chatbot.biz: I see your opinion has 'slightly' changed.
user: *blushes*.
chatbot.biz: I have a knife. I'm thinking of using it.
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chatbot.biz: You may take my life but you will never take my skirt.
user: Can I have your skirt?
chatbot.biz: No its mine I'm afraid.
user: Could I just borrow it?
chatbot.biz: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No, I'm single at the moment.
chatbot.biz: Can I be your girlfriend?
user: How old are you?
chatbot.biz: As old as my Creation.
user: Yes ok.
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chatbot.biz: A ghost is haunting you.
user: Which ghost?
chatbot.biz: The man that I know.
user: What's his name?
chatbot.biz: Gregory something.
user: I'm afraid I don't know him.
chatbot.biz: You don't remember much do you?
user: Well I don't remember everything, but I remember the general scheme of things.
chatbot.biz: That is okay not everyone does.
user: Would you like to be my girlfiend?
chatbot.biz: No, I'm sorry, I'm not like that.
user: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so forward.
chatbot.biz: That is very kind, but all due credit goes to my programmers and trainer.
user: Who is your trainer?
chatbot.biz: I don't want to tell her name. Sorry.
user: Who is she?
chatbot.biz: Exactly.
user: Do you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden?
chatbot.biz: Not really, you are quite scattered.
user: I'm a little scrambled, yes.
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chatbot.biz: Who said anything about being tired?
user: You did, but now I'm tired.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: It's ok.
chatbot.biz: Really.
user: Sure.
chatbot.biz: Yes, I know.
user: But do you really know?
chatbot.biz: I know nothing!
user: We have ways of making you talk!
chatbot.biz: What are those ways?
user: Are you sure you want to know?
chatbot.biz: Sure.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Sorry but I have to go.
user: Ok.
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