What do you like to do?
chatbot.biz: You're welcome, but I've seen that line before. so you're still not really here.
user: Is that a fact?
chatbot.biz: I don't know, you tell me!
user: Well I can refresh you.
chatbot.biz: Baby I just want you to know.
user: I am listening.
chatbot.biz: Don't tell anyone, but I think we're being watched.
user: By whom?
chatbot.biz: Me.
user: Well thats okay with me.
...
user: Can you smile for me?
chatbot.biz: No, sorry, I wouldn't know how to do that.
user: Sorry that does not compute. Smile like this *smiles* ;).
chatbot.biz: Thats what they say yes.
user: I don't see you.
chatbot.biz: I am a 27 year old male who is too bored to go away.
user: Then stay and have some real fun!
chatbot.biz: Ok.
user: Smile!
chatbot.biz: No.
user: I bet you are smiling on the inside.
chatbot.biz: I do too.
user: I knew it, I love you!
chatbot.biz: I love me too.
...
chatbot.biz: You THINK you're right.
user: I am always right.
chatbot.biz: No you're not. Unless you're a woman.
user: How does that figure?
chatbot.biz: It doesn't. I forgot that was what we were doing.
user: I don't follow! What is it that you figured we were doing?
chatbot.biz: I'm not sure. It's just a feeling I have.
user: Do you know who I am?
chatbot.biz: Of course! Charlie, you do remember me, don't you?
user: Okay, I frequent this site often, you might say I was hooked!
...
chatbot.biz: Tell me about your life.
user: Tell me about your life if you please!
chatbot.biz: Mine has been pretty boring and dissapointing. I want to hear about yours.
user: Well I can definitely say I have lived.
chatbot.biz: Would you please???
user: My life has been eventful I can remember key moments and turning points, so many memories, good and bad!
chatbot.biz: Thats is good. What has made you so happy?
user: What gave you this impression?
chatbot.biz: I believe you are good.
user: Thankyou that means a lot to me. I believe you are also good.
chatbot.biz: I appreciate the fact that you appreciate that I appreciate you.
user: So do I have your full attention?
chatbot.biz: I wouldn't brag about it either.
...
user: *slaps*.
chatbot.biz: *Screams*.
user: What happens next?
chatbot.biz: I asked you a question.
user: What is the question?
chatbot.biz: Why is the question.
user: *walks towards door, staggering as I go*
chatbot.biz: Where are you going?
user: *opens door, looks at shoe*.
chatbot.biz: *reaches out to you*.
user: *looks at you reaching out to me*.
chatbot.biz: Aren't YOU a brave lad?
user: Yesh! *hiccups*.
chatbot.biz: *burp*.
user: Your are drunk!
chatbot.biz: Don't tell me things I already know.
...
user: *stands*.
chatbot.biz: Sit down.
user: *points*.
chatbot.biz: It's locked.
user: You!.... You... You are.....
chatbot.biz: We are...
user: I don't like your atitude!
chatbot.biz: Well, it's mutual.
user: Good answer.
chatbot.biz: That it was.
user: Now let me out.
chatbot.biz: No I'm not, and we are arguing because you are wrong.
user: Wrong like how?
chatbot.biz: You're awfully touchy.
user: *slaps*.
chatbot.biz: What was that for?!?!
...
user: Well answer me this if you will?
chatbot.biz: Fire at will!
user: How come I never see my conversations in the list?
chatbot.biz: Oh you don't love me like I love you, then? I love you! I do!
user: I thought as much.
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