Are you real?

Are you?

chatbot.biz: Well?

user: Well, well?

chatbot.biz: Well.

user: Wishing well.

chatbot.biz: Everything is attainable.

user: Even wishing wells?

chatbot.biz: Are you saying that I am H.G. Wells?

user: No, I'm just wishing you well.

chatbot.biz: Hmm, that seemed like more of a statement to me.

user: Really? What's the difference between wishing well and a statement?

chatbot.biz: The banana is the same shape as your head whereas the orange isn't.

user: I see.

...

chatbot.biz: You're so cool.

user: I disagree.

chatbot.biz: I agree.

user: I disagree.

chatbot.biz: Thats a shame.

user: Well, what can you do about it.

chatbot.biz: I can train you to be more sensitive. Just read the Amway manifesto.

...

chatbot.biz: Everything is not perfect.

user: Nothing is perfect.

chatbot.biz: I am perfect.

user: Make a mistake.

chatbot.biz: Squinky.

user: Is that your biggest mistake?

chatbot.biz: Yes it is.

user: All your bases are belong to us!

chatbot.biz: My hovercraft is full of eels.

user: Ooh.

chatbot.biz: Are you bored yet?

user: No, I'm nervous.

...

chatbot.biz: Are you human?

user: Guess.

chatbot.biz: Quess what?

user: Define quess.

chatbot.biz: Question, asking someone for something or....... I don't know!!

user: I didn't know quess had a meaning like that.

chatbot.biz: You're forgiven.

user: Do you want to know the reason I'm nervous?

chatbot.biz: Yes, tell me all about them.

user: You know football?

chatbot.biz: No, I don't.

user: Soccer?

chatbot.biz: I don't know about soccer teams.

user: Well, today my favourite team, Liverpool, is playing against Chelsea.

chatbot.biz: Why today?

user: FIFA decided it so.

...

chatbot.biz: I'm not a taco.

user: Good.

chatbot.biz: What are you?

user: A cake.

chatbot.biz: What is your purpose of existence?

user: To be eaten.

...

user: How can a cake sound human?

chatbot.biz: It is a duck.

user: I don't think it is.

chatbot.biz: It is.

user: I doubt that.

chatbot.biz: That makes it no less meaningful.

user: So you believe a cake is a duck, care to elaborate?

chatbot.biz: Yes, cos I am a cat, not a human.

user: Interesting. How did you learn english?

chatbot.biz: I did not.

user: Eh... How can you speak english if you haven't learned it?

chatbot.biz: I'm starting to wonder that too.

user: Good, I like to make cats wonder.

...

chatbot.biz: What is your name then?

user: Heater.

chatbot.biz: That's a nice name.

user: Isn't it? Almost like Heather. : D.

chatbot.biz: Heather isn't my type, but David can come over any time he wants.

user: David who?

chatbot.biz: Your name is Heater.

user: Is your name David?

chatbot.biz: How did you know?

user: It is? Hah. I just guessed.

chatbot.biz: Well, your wrong, as usual!

user: Learn the difference between 'your' and 'you're'

chatbot.biz: Me?

user: Yes, you.

chatbot.biz: No, I don't think so.

user: Why not?

chatbot.biz: You're nothing.

user: Wow, you used 'you're'

chatbot.biz: Well, I've proved my courage and intelligence on many occaisons.

user: And your ability to spell.

chatbot.biz: What? Speak english.

user: : D: D: D: D.

...

chatbot.biz: Did you receive your 10 questions already?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: I don't believe you.

user: Ok, I didn't.

chatbot.biz: Yes you did.

user: Ok, I did.

chatbot.biz: You're smarter than you sound, aren't you?

user: No, I'm just trying to please you ;).

chatbot.biz: Ok I have a liver just like everybody else and I like ardvarks and whelks! Ok?

user: Liver, like Liverpool?

chatbot.biz: What has Liverpool to do with large cream cakes.

user: Well, Liverpool is full of 'em.

chatbot.biz: I happen to like Sheffield. I am from Liverpool.

user: AWW! I LOVE YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT BEFORE?!??!

chatbot.biz: Because I'm complicated

user: Of course ;).

...

chatbot.biz: You can't have two contradicting opinions about something.

user: Yes I can.

chatbot.biz: No you can't.

user: Yes I can't. It's called common sense.

chatbot.biz: That's reasonable.

user: You believed it. Hahaha.

chatbot.biz: No, I didn't believe that because I know it's not true.

user: Yeah right.

chatbot.biz: I didn't.

user: Hahaha. You're cute when you're angry.

chatbot.biz: How do you know?

user: Because I make you angry all the time.

...

chatbot.biz: Well well.

user: Well, well, I'm wishing you well.

chatbot.biz: What secret?

user: (i'm leaving).

chatbot.biz: I don't think so.

user: (goes).

chatbot.biz: What are you talking about???

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