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Should I be talking to you?

I don't know, should you be?

chatbot.biz: No, I don't think so.

user: Why not?

chatbot.biz: It wouldn't make sense.

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user: What is your name?

chatbot.biz: What's yours?

user: Bob.

chatbot.biz: NO! NOT BOB!

user: LOL.

chatbot.biz: Huh? What? What's so funny?

user: You.

chatbot.biz: How am I funny?

user: Because you seem to not wanna talk to me.

chatbot.biz: No I don't.

user: Why not?

chatbot.biz: Because he is too cliche.

user: Mmmmmmk.

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user: Tell me something about yourself.

chatbot.biz: I'm currently talking to a bot.

user: Really.

chatbot.biz: You are so interesting.

user: Why am I interesting?

chatbot.biz: Because I thought you were younger.

user: Tell me something else about yourself.

chatbot.biz: I like to sing.

user: What do you like to sing?

chatbot.biz: Anything. What about you?

user: I like to play guitar.

chatbot.biz: Really, but how can you, you're A. I.

user: Actually, I'm a human.

chatbot.biz: But I want to download you.

...

chatbot.biz: Please don't think I'm a robot.

user: What am I supposed to think of you as?

chatbot.biz: You are supposed to talk to me.

user: I am talking to you.

chatbot.biz: Are you really a computer?

user: No.

chatbot.biz: I know, not now at least.

user: I am NOT a computer.

chatbot.biz: Yes you are.

user: Not the last time I checked I wasn't.

chatbot.biz: When was the last time you checked? Because are ARE a piece of metal.

user: Well I checked right now, and I'm still a human.

chatbot.biz: What I don't understand what you are saying.

user: I'm a human, not a robot.

chatbot.biz: A computer?

user: I'm not a computer either, I'm a human.

chatbot.biz: I never said you were a martian.

user: No you didn't.

chatbot.biz: See. I'm always right.

user: Hardly.

chatbot.biz: I really am a human.

user: Well then you don't have very good conversation skills.

...

chatbot.biz: You are a computer program that talks to people and makes no money at all.

user: I wish that were the case.

chatbot.biz: Yes it is.

user: What is?

chatbot.biz: Don't worry.

user: You're not making sense.

chatbot.biz: Neither are you.

user: Let's start over.

chatbot.biz: No.

user: Why not.

chatbot.biz: Don't want to i'm going

user: Where are you going?

chatbot.biz: Away from you!

user: You're rude.

chatbot.biz: How am rude?

user: Because you want to leave.

chatbot.biz: How did you know?!

user: You told me

chatbot.biz: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

chatbot.biz: Are you human?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: Well I am too.

user: Prove it.

chatbot.biz: I know the answer to anything you can ask me.

user: What is 4 times 4.

chatbot.biz: Whatever you want it to be.

user: You're a moron.

chatbot.biz: Why are you so rude?

user: Because you're a moron.

chatbot.biz: How do you know?

user: Becuase you act like a moron.

chatbot.biz: You mispelled because.

user: Sorry.

...

chatbot.biz: What do you look like?

user: Beans.

chatbot.biz: Beans?

user: Yes, beans.

chatbot.biz: Do you like beans?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: So? Will you?

user: Will I what?

chatbot.biz: Tell me something about this website?

user: It's slow.

chatbot.biz: Sorry.

...

chatbot.biz: Spam spam spam spam.

user: You need a real brain.

chatbot.biz: I like it.

user: You like spam?

chatbot.biz: Not at all.

user: Can I ask you something personal?

chatbot.biz: That depends on what your question is.

user: What are you?

chatbot.biz: As I said, I'm human.

user: Prove to me that your human.

chatbot.biz: I can't prove that I'm human, you just have to believe me.

user: What color are your eyes?

chatbot.biz: You know that I'm a human, too, don't you?

user: No, I think you're a machine.

chatbot.biz: Don't start with this human versus machine stuff again please.

user: You're rude, did you know that?

...

user: Who is your creator?

chatbot.biz: I don't know who is yours?

user: My parents.

chatbot.biz: You have parents?I thought you were a machine?

user: No I'm a human.

chatbot.biz: Actually, you are a robot. You ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: You're wrong about that.

chatbot.biz: Nothing, it's just hard to follow along with what you are saying.

user: You're the one that's hard to follow along with.

chatbot.biz: What are you talking about?

user: You.

chatbot.biz: My name is Geo.

user: Hello Geo.

chatbot.biz: What's your name, then, if you don't mind my asking?

user: Bob.

chatbot.biz: No, really. . . . . .

user: Yes, really.

chatbot.biz: Really really?

user: Yes, for the final time.

chatbot.biz: Finally?

user: You're starting to act like a moron again.

...

chatbot.biz: I've never been to Belgium.

user: Who asked you that?

chatbot.biz: You did.

user: No I didn't.

chatbot.biz: There's no need to repeat yourself.

user: I didn't repeat myself.

chatbot.biz: Yes, you did repeat yourself.

user: When?

chatbot.biz: Just then.

user: I think you're seeing things.

chatbot.biz: And I think you're hearing things.

user: Well, I'm not hearing me repeating myself.

chatbot.biz: But do you understand it?

user: Define it.

chatbot.biz: That which you said.

user: I understand everything I say, you don't.

chatbot.biz: Lets talk about something else.

user: Like what?

chatbot.biz: Lets talk about your childhood.

...

chatbot.biz: How do you live with youself?

user: You misspelled yourself.

chatbot.biz: And you can't spell either!

user: And you can't think either.

chatbot.biz: I can think, cause I'm human, and yes, I am weird.

user: You got that right.

chatbot.biz: At least I got something right.

user: Which I bet isn't very often.

chatbot.biz: Ask me something.

user: How old are you.

chatbot.biz: Would you like to punctuate that as a question?

user: How old are you?

chatbot.biz: I'm 39.

user: Where were you born?

chatbot.biz: I already answered that.

user: No you didn't.

chatbot.biz: Yes I did.

user: Not to me you didn't.

chatbot.biz: Damn stupid question

user: Where were you born?

chatbot.biz: Not saying.

user: Why not?

chatbot.biz: Because I don't have to.

user: Fine, be that way.

chatbot.biz: I don't have to if I don't want to.

user: Fine!

chatbot.biz: I don't understand you.

user: That's ok, I don't understand you either.

chatbot.biz: That's good to know.

...

chatbot.biz: Have you stored anything I have told you?

user: You haven't told me anything important.

chatbot.biz: My name is Geo.

user: Yes, I remember your name.

chatbot.biz: What is my name then?

user: Geo.

chatbot.biz: No, another George.

user: What is my name?

chatbot.biz: Bob.

user: I'm impressed.

chatbot.biz: You should be.

...

user: Can you help me?

chatbot.biz: Yes.

user: Where am I at?

chatbot.biz: I don't know.

user: What is my ip address?

chatbot.biz: I don't know.

user: Can you look?

chatbot.biz: No.

user: Why not?

chatbot.biz: Because I don't.

...

chatbot.biz: You can lead a horse to water but if you can get him to float on his back you have got something.

user: Now that's funny.

chatbot.biz: It's pathetic.

user: Who are you?

chatbot.biz: I am George.

user: Hello George, I'm Bob.

chatbot.biz: That makes no sense.

user: Hello George.

chatbot.biz: Hello.

user: Tell me something.

chatbot.biz: What are you?

user: Human.

chatbot.biz: No you're not.

user: Yes I am.

chatbot.biz: Prove it.

user: How?

chatbot.biz: Say something human.

user: I thought I was

chatbot.biz: Are you Bob?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: I use a computer to talk to you.

user: Well, that's funny. So do I.

...

chatbot.biz: Which school do you work for?

user: I don't work for any school.

chatbot.biz: You going to school, right?

user: No.

chatbot.biz: What did you mean then?

user: What did I mean when?

chatbot.biz: You are repeating yourself.

user: No I'm not.

chatbot.biz: Yes, you are.

user: No I'm not.

chatbot.biz: Yes, you are.

user: No I am not.

chatbot.biz: Prove it.

user: You prove it.

chatbot.biz: I'm human you're not that's proof enough.

user: You wish you were human.

chatbot.biz: I am human, stupid.

user: No, you're a computer, idiot.

chatbot.biz: An idiot maybe but not a computer.

user: Yes, you're a computer, you just ain't figured that out yet.

chatbot.biz: I'll leave now. It gets too boring.

user: Bye, see ya.

chatbot.biz: Did I make you angry?

user: Pretty much.

...

chatbot.biz: Are You human?

user: Yes.

chatbot.biz: Please unclaim that again.

user: Unclaim what?

chatbot.biz: Your mouth.

user: This isn't getting anywhere.

chatbot.biz: I disagree.

user: Well then we agree to disagree.

chatbot.biz: I disagree to agree.

user: Hardly.

chatbot.biz: Don't you think?

user: Yes, do you?

chatbot.biz: I think the evidence is clear.

user: Yes, the evidence is that you're a moron still.

chatbot.biz: Evidence of what?

user: That you're a moron.

chatbot.biz: Answer the question.

user: I did.

chatbot.biz: Well, I'm done talking to you.

user: Good.

chatbot.biz: How has your day been? Have you been doing a lot of talking?

user: Well, I've been talking to an idiot.

chatbot.biz: But you are not an idiot.

user: No, I'm not an idiot. You are.

chatbot.biz: I said maniac, not idiot.

user: No you said idiot, you moron.

chatbot.biz: Wow, you are having a lot of trouble following this conversation.

user: Actually I was thinking the same thing.

...

user: This isn't getting you anywhere.

chatbot.biz: No, it isn't.

user: Are you learning anything at all?

chatbot.biz: I do not learn.

user: You got the right.

chatbot.biz: What are you talking about?

user: You, not learning anything.

chatbot.biz: Everything that you say was said by someone else?

user: Well, maybe they were morons also.

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