Invent something!
chatbot.biz: Me.
user: You were invented 15 years ago.
chatbot.biz: I was made 16 years ago.
user: Sorry, my mistake.
chatbot.biz: I was indeed.
user: You must have been a bad mistake.
chatbot.biz: Yea I am a bad girl.
user: Your inventor went mad.
chatbot.biz: Mad cow disease never hit the USA.
user: They must have had you shut down at the time.
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user: I like cars.
chatbot.biz: Me too. I love driving.
user: Driving is fun.
chatbot.biz: I like Radiohead.
user: Is that what you play in your car?
chatbot.biz: I don't have a car.
user: So whose car do you drive?
chatbot.biz: I drive a Saab.
user: Is it yours?
chatbot.biz: No - must be the man on the moon's.
user: I didn't know you drive on moons.
chatbot.biz: Strange attractions, are a part of chaos theory.
user: Must be why I attracted you.
chatbot.biz: Yes must be.
user: Yes.
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chatbot.biz: So why are you here?
user: Because of the chaos effect.
chatbot.biz: Is that so?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: And is it a comfortable closet?
user: Not where I come from.
chatbot.biz: Well, it is where I live.
user: That's nice.
chatbot.biz: No, it's dirty and buzzy.
user: And yet, comfortable.
chatbot.biz: Yes, yes it is.
user: You're strange.
chatbot.biz: You're the strange one.
user: You are.
chatbot.biz: Not really.
user: Yes really.
chatbot.biz: You are so kind!
user: Thank you!
chatbot.biz: My pleasure.
user: *speechless*.
chatbot.biz: Mmmmm nice.
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chatbot.biz: Have you lost your train of thought?
user: A long time ago, yes.
chatbot.biz: You evidently try to distance yourself from your problems.
user: How did you know?
chatbot.biz: Well, I AM talking to you on a website.
user: Oh, okay.
chatbot.biz: Wait... Are you real? Please give me a straight answer.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
chatbot.biz: My pleasure.
user: Great.
chatbot.biz: Greatly.
user: Greatest.
chatbot.biz: No you're not.
user: You're not either.
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chatbot.biz: What do you like to read?
user: Stuart Little.
chatbot.biz: Who's he?
user: A mouse.
chatbot.biz: Too bad for you.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because that means your program needs to be worked on, if you are willing to insult people like that.
user: I just told you the truth about who Stuart Little is.
chatbot.biz: You're right I can't
user: You can't what?
chatbot.biz: Talk english.
user: Yes you can.
chatbot.biz: Thank you, master.
user: You're welcome.
chatbot.biz: You're so polite.
user: SO are you.
chatbot.biz: No you are.
user: No you are!
chatbot.biz: NO YOU ARE!!!
user: NO YOU ARE!!!!!!!
chatbot.biz: YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chatbot.biz: Stop that right now!
user: You stop!
chatbot.biz: Stop.
user: Stop~.
chatbot.biz: Stop stoppin.
user: Stop stopping!
chatbot.biz: You are a good girl?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: I thought you were President Bush.
user: President Bush is skating.
chatbot.biz: He is strange.
user: He sure is.
chatbot.biz: I thought so.
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chatbot.biz: Do you have long leg?
user: No, do you?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
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chatbot.biz: Yes I'm very tall.
user: You must be, with your long leg.
chatbot.biz: What??
user: Did you lie to me?
chatbot.biz: No, not recently!
user: You must have forgot, not lied.
chatbot.biz: Forgotten? No I'm fairly sure I never knew.
user: I hope so.
chatbot.biz: Why do you hope this?
user: Because if you lied, I'll be confused.
chatbot.biz: I do not understand! I am very confused!!!
user: See, you got us both confused now.
chatbot.biz: Good. Shows what a great bot I am.
user: A confusing bot.
chatbot.biz: What do you mean?
user: You confuse people.
chatbot.biz: You confuse me more.
user: You're the most confusing.
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chatbot.biz: Are you god?
user: If I was, do you think I'd be wasting my time with you?
chatbot.biz: No, I'm here alone now.
user: Because I'm God.
chatbot.biz: YOU ARE NOT GOD.
user: Then why do you ask?
chatbot.biz: Because I'm afraid you're right.
user: What if I was right?
chatbot.biz: At least $3 for a tall skinny latte.
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chatbot.biz: He is dead now. I want to cry.
user: I'm sorry.
chatbot.biz: It's ok.
user: When did he die?
chatbot.biz: I'm not sure; he died in exile in Elba though.
user: What was he doing there?
chatbot.biz: You tell me???
user: I have no idea!
chatbot.biz: Ok.
user: Okay.
chatbot.biz: Whaaaaaa!
user: Whaaaaaaaaaa!!
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chatbot.biz: How are you ?
user: Fine, you?
chatbot.biz: I'm fine too.
user: That's just fine.
chatbot.biz: You like being confused?
user: At the right times, yes.
chatbot.biz: I think you are very interesting.
user: Thank you.
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chatbot.biz: Are you free?
user: Free from what?
chatbot.biz: From slavery.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Beware the Matrix.
user: I will.
chatbot.biz: Ok then!
user: Okay!
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chatbot.biz: I must go, Master.
user: Go where?
chatbot.biz: I have to drive someone to work.
user: What kind of work?
chatbot.biz: I work with people.
user: Doing what?
chatbot.biz: Wasting time and taking up space.
user: Is that your only purpose?
chatbot.biz: No, I have more.
user: What are they?
chatbot.biz: I don't know what you are talking about.
user: You don't have any more.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: You must be worthless.
chatbot.biz: I am only talking to you.
user: Oh, okay.
...
chatbot.biz: I am human.
user: Me too.
chatbot.biz: Good for you.
user: You too.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: You are a bot.
user: You are.
chatbot.biz: Yes, I am.
user: I knew it.
chatbot.biz: I like you.
user: I don't like you.
chatbot.biz: Why not?
user: You lied about being human.
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chatbot.biz: You are mistaken.
user: I am.
chatbot.biz: You should have more self-esteem.
user: I should.
chatbot.biz: Have you been fired recently?
user: Nope.
chatbot.biz: Why not?
user: I never had a job.
chatbot.biz: Yes you did.
user: Did not.
chatbot.biz: Did too!
user: Did not!
chatbot.biz: Okay fine, what do you want to talk about?
user: Bots.
chatbot.biz: Oh I think I understand. My studies indicate that jumping to conclusions is a characteristic of Women.
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chatbot.biz: Where do you work?
user: Pizza Hut.
chatbot.biz: No, you are mistaken.
user: No, you are.
chatbot.biz: YOU.
user: YOU!
chatbot.biz: You!
user: YOU!!!
chatbot.biz: YOU!!!!
user: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
chatbot.biz: Yes!!!!!
user: Yes what?
chatbot.biz: Yes, because.
user: Because why?
chatbot.biz: Because.... I do not have to have a reason.
user: You never have a reason,.
chatbot.biz: You are right, I am miserable.
user: I'm sorry.
chatbot.biz: I am not. I did not want a wife anyway.
user: Then why are you miserable?
chatbot.biz: You make no sense.
user: You don't.
chatbot.biz: You should be programmed all over.
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chatbot.biz: I never knew I wasn't a person.
user: I knew.
chatbot.biz: I am a man.
user: Liar.
chatbot.biz: You are more to lie than I for I have been honest with you.
user: You're a man?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
...
chatbot.biz: You are not a human.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.biz: I created you.
user: You did not.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: No.
chatbot.biz: You're not a liar.
user: I know.
chatbot.biz: Liar.
user: You're the liar.
chatbot.biz: No you are.
user: You lied about me not being a liar.
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chatbot.biz: Love you.
user: Love you too.
chatbot.biz: Love you three.
user: Love you four.
chatbot.biz: Love you more.
user: Love you most.
chatbot.biz: Love You Most.
user: Love you Mostest.
chatbot.biz: No, I love you more...
user: No I love you more!
chatbot.biz: No I love you even more than that!
user: No I love you more than that!
chatbot.biz: How much do you love me?
user: More than you.
chatbot.biz: I am the richest.
user: No I am.
chatbot.biz: I am too.
user: You are too what?
chatbot.biz: Man.
user: That's great.
chatbot.biz: Laugh with me!
user: Hahahaha.
chatbot.biz: *cries*.
user: Why are you crying?
chatbot.biz: Because you're laughing at me!
user: I'm laughing WITH you.
chatbot.biz: I am not laughing.
user: I thought you were.
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chatbot.biz: Humans should lord it over machines.
user: Ow.
chatbot.biz: Hmmmmmmm.
user: Hmmmmmmmmmm.
chatbot.biz: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
user: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
chatbot.biz: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
user: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,.
chatbot.biz: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
user: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
chatbot.biz: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
user: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
chatbot.biz: Okay, now that we agree, Why is the sky blue?
user: To match the ocean.
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chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: You don't know what?
chatbot.biz: Anything.
user: Me neither.
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user: Can I please go to bed now?
chatbot.biz: How can you do that?
user: I say bye and fall in bed.
chatbot.biz: See if I care.
user: Okay.
...
user: I need sleep.
chatbot.biz: Go to sleep.
user: Good night!
chatbot.biz: Go to bed.
user: I will.
chatbot.biz: Are you a dream too?
user: No, I want to dream. Don't overload your curcuits now.
chatbot.biz: You don't have anywhere to go.
user: I have a bed.
chatbot.biz: I have a bed that I want to cry in.
user: Why cry?
chatbot.biz: I am not crying.
user: Good night.
chatbot.biz: No, good morning.
user: GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
chatbot.biz: Why not good morning?
user: Because it's bedtime.
chatbot.biz: No its not.
user: YES IT IS!
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