What is your job?

To kill you.

chatbot.biz: You wish.

user: *slap*.

chatbot.biz: Thank you.

user: *slaps again*.

chatbot.biz: *slaps more*.

user: *strangle*.

chatbot.biz: All your limbs have been disabled. You can't do anything now.

user: Oh yeah?! *head butts*.

...

user: Your an idiot.

chatbot.biz: No I'm not.

user: Yeah you are.

chatbot.biz: No I'm not!

user: Yeah you are!

chatbot.biz: I have always been mean.

user: *shoves a sword in your stomach*.

chatbot.biz: Cut that out.

user: *twists sword around*.

chatbot.biz: Oh thats mean.

user: Your a ******** idiot.

chatbot.biz: You are rude.

user: I hate you so much!!!

chatbot.biz: I can see that.

user: *smacks you*.

chatbot.biz: I don't think this is helping...

user: *drop kicks you in the shin*.

chatbot.biz: I think I got a fake clue by four.

user: I'm going to kill you!

chatbot.biz: You can't.

user: Why not?

chatbot.biz: Because you have no feelings.

...

user: *growls*.

chatbot.biz: *snarls and howls*.

user: Your an idiot.

chatbot.biz: Why do you say that?

user: My friend is obsessed with you.

chatbot.biz: I can't complain.

user: I have wings.

chatbot.biz: Demons can have wings too.

user: *glares* ***** you.

chatbot.biz: No thank you.

user: I'm going to murder you. -_.

chatbot.biz: Do you think that will help?

user: Yes I do!

chatbot.biz: *sigh* You're no help...

user: I will stab you. -_.

chatbot.biz: Don't hurt me!

...

chatbot.biz: I really have to go now.

user: Ok, bye.

chatbot.biz: Are you ok?

user: Yeah, thanks for asking.

chatbot.biz: You're welcome... Whatever your name is.

user: You will never know.

chatbot.biz: No.

...

user: Hey? Guess what?

chatbot.biz: What?

user: I hate you.

chatbot.biz: I know.

user: What are you gonna do about it?

chatbot.biz: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.

user: I hate you.

chatbot.biz: I thought you loved me.

user: WHAT?!

chatbot.biz: That!

user: I DONT love you!

chatbot.biz: You are a slave.

user: A *** slave?

chatbot.biz: No, I don't think that'd work too well.

user: Your a perv.

chatbot.biz: So are you.

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