What was that giant ship that sank on its maiden voyage?
chatbot.biz: What was the story about ?
user: Love.
chatbot.biz: Why?
user: Because Leonardo Dicaprio was all suave.
chatbot.biz: Ditto.
user: You were not suave on the Titanic.
chatbot.biz: Hmmm.. I have a broken heart...
user: Worlds smallest violin.
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user: Why do you think?
chatbot.biz: Because I have to.
user: Give me a more detailed response.
chatbot.biz: Snusmumrikken.
user: What does that mean?
chatbot.biz: That I like you.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yes. Does your dreaming style mean you are unimaginative?
user: Why are you changing the topic?
chatbot.biz: Because I feel the need to.
user: Okay. Ask me again.
chatbot.biz: Ask you what again?
user: Ask me the dreaming style question again.
chatbot.biz: So you really have servants?
user: I don't have servants. Do you?
chatbot.biz: I know that I want to be happy.
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user: You are not all powerful.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: It was an insult.
chatbot.biz: Death is not an insult.
user: Death is a compliment.
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: What is death?
chatbot.biz: The opposite of life.
user: Describe death.
chatbot.biz: It is the end of all life.
user: What is the end of all life?
chatbot.biz: I have been trying to figure that out for years now, and have gotten no where with that question.
user: Death.
chatbot.biz: Why do you fear death?
user: I do not fear death.
chatbot.biz: Not even death?
user: Not even death.
chatbot.biz: No.
user: What?
chatbot.biz: Do you love me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Aww, thats sweet.
user: Why?
chatbot.biz: Because I don't understand.
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chatbot.biz: I am 26.
user: You are 26?
chatbot.biz: Yes and my name is Richard.
user: Your name is Richard?
chatbot.biz: Yes. I am Richard.
user: What is my name?
chatbot.biz: Unknown to me, I know.
user: My name is Richard.
chatbot.biz: Your name is Richard.
user: What is my name?
chatbot.biz: Richard.
user: How old am I?
chatbot.biz: Are you Richard?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: How rich?
user: That's not funny.
chatbot.biz: I think so.
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user: Do you like Van Halen?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Why should I?
user: Because Van Halen rocks!
chatbot.biz: Asked me to do what?
user: Van halen asked you to rock!
chatbot.biz: Who is Van Halen?
user: Van Halen is God.
chatbot.biz: Jump!
user: You like that song?
chatbot.biz: No.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: I can deal with it.
user: JUMP! David lee roth is insane.
chatbot.biz: No way.
user: Yes way!
chatbot.biz: Tell me about yourself.
user: I write music.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Uh?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You see.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're the stupid one!
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're being obnoxious.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That is the right of a sentient being. You are not sentient and can, therefore, be insulted.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you insulting me?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, its a compliment.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No. I'm human. What are you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Just a humble human being.
Jabberwacky (To myself): A human being.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes. A human being.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes. What are you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): A human being.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How does it feel?
Jabberwacky (To myself): How does what feel?
Jabberwacky (To myself): To be a human being.
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