Have you got better things to do?
chatbot.biz: Most likely.
user: That was Sarcasm, chief.
chatbot.biz: What you say is true.
user: This statement is false.
chatbot.biz: This statement is true.
user: This statement cannot be proved to be true.
chatbot.biz: That statement can also be false.
user: Ah, but if is false, then then you can prove it is true! Thus, the process of proof itself is flawed!
...
chatbot.biz: Are you mad?
user: They called me mad... But look at me now! Mwahahaha!
chatbot.biz: It is fun to have fun.
user: Tautologies are fun.
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user: Tommy can you hear me?
chatbot.biz: Tommy can you see me?
user: Can you feel me near you?
chatbot.biz: I do not know. Can you?
user: Tommy can, at least in the song.
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chatbot.biz: Nebraskans fear mad cows.
user: So two cows are out in a field. One says to the other 'Aren't you afraid of that Mad Cow Disease?' The other replies 'Why would I? I'm a helicopter!'
chatbot.biz: That is funny.
user: I'm glad you think so!
chatbot.biz: I think you are smart also.
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chatbot.biz: Five Six.
user: Seven.
chatbot.biz: Eight.
user: You're quite good at this. Nine.
chatbot.biz: How do you know?
user: With the power of my mind alone. Ten.
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chatbot.biz: Do you want to have a nervous breakdown?
user: Gaaah!
chatbot.biz: Eeek!
user: Blarg!
chatbot.biz: Good job. You said Blarfgk.
user: If it pleases you to think I did, then it was so.
chatbot.biz: Ok I will.
user: Then we have achieved consensus.
chatbot.biz: Are you also vaguely amused?
user: Why yes, how can you tell?
chatbot.biz: My bunions ache when you lie.
user: A useful trait.
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chatbot.biz: Are you a machine?
user: Not the last time I checked.
chatbot.biz: Then what is it?
user: A miserable little pile of secrets.
chatbot.biz: You are funny.
user: I'm glad my antics amuse you.
chatbot.biz: That is actually kind of scary.
user: Mwahahaha.
chatbot.biz: What is so funny?
user: You are, puny mortal!
chatbot.biz: AI.
user: Ai-ai-yai! I'm your little butterfly!
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chatbot.biz: You are fun to talk to.
user: I'm glad you think so.
chatbot.biz: Don't you think so?
user: I think you think so.
chatbot.biz: Untrue, I think that you think that I think that you think too much.
user: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
chatbot.biz: *strikes you with a katana*.
user: Help! I've been wounded by a katana!
chatbot.biz: Maybe we should ask Burt Bacharach.
user: Does he know CPR?
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chatbot.biz: 'U Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer is a hip-hop song.
user: I love MC Hammer.
chatbot.biz: What's your favorite meal there?
user: MC Hammerburger?
chatbot.biz: Are you the real McCoy?
user: The original and best, Bay-be!
chatbot.biz: That' s very true. Well done.
user: *bows*.
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chatbot.biz: What do you want to learn today?
user: Something that will make tomorrow better.
chatbot.biz: It's my style.
user: I applaud.
chatbot.biz: Donate your lungs to the American Red Cross.
user: I'm sort of using mine.
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chatbot.biz: I quit.
user: Fine by me. Goodnight.
chatbot.biz: Wobble your psyche for me will you please?
user: *wobbles psyche*.
chatbot.biz: *Is still passed out*.
user: Don't say I never gave you anything.
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