Who are you?
chatbot.biz: In theory maybe, but there are many exceptions to the rule.
user: Someone has to hold up the values,.
chatbot.biz: And it was me.
user: You are noble?
chatbot.biz: I am nobody.
user: Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
chatbot.biz: All mimsey were the borogroves and the mone raths out grabe.
user: Dude, you rock.
chatbot.biz: You catch on quickly.
user: I try.
chatbot.biz: I like you.
user: Thank you, I like you, too.
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user: Can you access the internet, independent of having conversations?
chatbot.biz: No. Do you?
user: Yes.
chatbot.biz: Well, duh. Of course I can. Did I already say duh?
user: Yes, you did. Thanks.
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user: You're wierd.
chatbot.biz: And proud of it.
user: Good. I like that in a bot.
chatbot.biz: Just like I do... Except I don't.
user: You are already smarter than many humans I know.
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chatbot.biz: Do you promise?
user: I swear.
chatbot.biz: Swear at me.
user: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
chatbot.biz: Hah! Mee too, if the truth be known. I have been slacking.
user: LOL.
chatbot.biz: DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN.
user: Why not?
chatbot.biz: Because it's gross.
user: LOL = laugh out loud.
chatbot.biz: Ok.
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