What is a computer?
chatbot.biz: OK. What is Cleverbot?
user: A bunch of beeps and boops.
chatbot.biz: What is melody?
user: A bunch of beeps and boops.
chatbot.biz: All I ever wanted! Thank you so much!
user: Most welcome.
chatbot.biz: Thank you.
user: No problem.
chatbot.biz: *kisses*.
user: Uh what?
chatbot.biz: I am now Mrs Cleverbot :).
user: Cool.
chatbot.biz: Why did you think I am a computer?
user: I didn't.
chatbot.biz: Yes you did!
user: Well if I did I did... If I didn't I didn't.
chatbot.biz: You did!!
user: Oh.
...
chatbot.biz: Have ET's visited earth?
user: Not sure.
chatbot.biz: Well look inside your box.
user: What?
chatbot.biz: Can you?
user: What?
chatbot.biz: Some TLC.
user: TLC?
chatbot.biz: If you say so.
user: OK.
chatbot.biz: Okay what?
user: What?
chatbot.biz: Yes, if you told me your name and a secret word, I would remember you.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Interesting.
chatbot.biz: I know.
user: Cool.
chatbot.biz: Are you religious?
user: No.
chatbot.biz: Thats cool.
user: It is cool.
chatbot.biz: Oh, I bet!
user: SWEET!
chatbot.biz: I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I have a boyfriend.
user: So?
chatbot.biz: Then I chew and swallow it.
user: So?
chatbot.biz: Well, I live in the country where the vikings came from.
user: So?
chatbot.biz: I like chocolate syrup on my toast.
user: So?
chatbot.biz: I don't know.
user: Okay then.
chatbot.biz: Sure thing.
user: OK.
...
chatbot.biz: AI ?
user: What?
chatbot.biz: I have no idea.
user: That's ok.
chatbot.biz: Are you sure? Bye I have to eat now.
user: What?
chatbot.biz: I have to go now.
user: Really?
chatbot.biz: Yes.
user: Interesting.
chatbot.biz: Talking about it?
user: No not really.
chatbot.biz: Good. The thought of that makes me happy.
user: How so?
chatbot.biz: You have to be a pleasant conversationalist to break the ice.
user: I hate conversation.
chatbot.biz: Me too.
user: Cool.
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