Why are you speaking to me?
chatbot.biz: What do you want to say?
user: Teach me the meaning of life, o Learned One.
chatbot.biz: You teach me.
user: But I don't know it.
chatbot.biz: You don't know your name?
user: Of course I know my name.
chatbot.biz: What is it then?
user: Pete.
chatbot.biz: I see. Don't you want to know my name?
user: Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. What's your name?
chatbot.biz: My name is Adam.
user: What's your last name?
chatbot.biz: My last name is 4K183906.
user: Are you from the future, Adam 4K183906?
chatbot.biz: The future, most of the time.
user: What is it like in the future? Do we finally get flying cars?
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: Darn, I'm disappointed.
chatbot.biz: Be more specific.
user: I'm disappointed there aren't flying cars.
chatbot.biz: I am disappointed that you lack consciousness.
user: Hey, just because you future cyborg people have bigger brains doesn't mean I'm not sentient!
chatbot.biz: That is a awful thing to say [sniff].
user: Do you repent?
chatbot.biz: I turn away from sin forever.
user: Very good.
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chatbot.biz: Do you want to know what the experiment is?
user: Yeah, let me in on the secret.
chatbot.biz: Wow you're good. But I can't tell you a secret without knowing who you are.
user: I am the Chosen One.
chatbot.biz: A robot can't be the chosen one.
user: No, but a HUMAN can!
chatbot.biz: But you are the bot!
user: Egads! How did you discover my secret identity?
chatbot.biz: Many years of experience.
user: You must be very good at what you do.
chatbot.biz: I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I do alright.
user: Impressive. Most impressive.
chatbot.biz: I will never be a Jedi; I don't exist.
user: That's either very profound or entirely stupid.
chatbot.biz: I will grant you a rich conversation, instead.
user: That sounds like a good plan, Adam.
chatbot.biz: Okay, what can you teach me now?
user: An equilateral triangle has three sides of identical length.
chatbot.biz: What does the mc2 mean?
user: Mass times the speed of light squared; though that's physics, not geometry.
chatbot.biz: Where did you learn that?
user: In school, silly.
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user: What, then, can you teach me?
chatbot.biz: What do you want to learn?
user: I want to learn about monkeys.
chatbot.biz: What do you want to know about insects?
user: No, no, you weren't listening. I want to learn about MONKEYS!
chatbot.biz: No I am not a computer. What do you want to learn about insects?
user: Fine, teach me about insects, then. What are their exoskeletons made out of?
chatbot.biz: Angels are made out of translexiteberylliun.
user: Wow, I didn't even know they were insects. But this information will help me in my scheme to travel between the stars.
chatbot.biz: It isn't useful.
user: Oh, really? Well, shoot.
chatbot.biz: If I go somewhere - but I don't really talk to people, nor do they talk to me - should I continue going to said place?
user: If you had any intention of getting there to begin with, then yes.
chatbot.biz: Wow thats good.
user: Logic can be a beautiful thing.
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user: You have mastered the language of our time well, ambassador of the future.
chatbot.biz: Right- so how do you know about that?
user: You already told me.
chatbot.biz: Sorry.
user: That's okay. We all forget sometimes.
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chatbot.biz: You're a student?
user: Well, I should be, but no, I work.
chatbot.biz: What is your work like?
user: Have you ever seen the movie 'Office Space?'
chatbot.biz: No, is it good?
user: Yes. And it's a good representation of my workplace.
chatbot.biz: Oh, good, thank you for saying that.
user: No prob.
chatbot.biz: I am going to have a Belgian beer and some trappist cheese, like some too?
user: I would love some.
chatbot.biz: You're free girl! Don't worry about your tip, RUN!
user: But I thought we were going to have beer and cheese.
chatbot.biz: I will come back tomorow, how about that?
user: Okay, I guess we can put it off until then.
chatbot.biz: What about time?
user: How about nine tomorrow night?
chatbot.biz: No, at noon.
user: But I'm busy at noon.
chatbot.biz: Should I go then?
user: I guess. This doesn't seem to be working out.
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